[FONT face="comic sans ms"][FONT size=4][SPAN]What Religion is Your [SPAN class=yshortcuts id=lw_1228966880_0 style="CURSOR: hand; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed"]Bra[/SPAN]?[/SPAN] [/FONT][/FONT] [P class=ececmsonormal][SPAN][FONT face="comic sans ms" size=4]A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy 's[SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN]and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.[SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN]'[/FONT][/SPAN]
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[P class=ececmsonormal][FONT size=3][FONT face="Comic Sans MS"][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"]'[/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"][SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN]What type of bra?' asked the clerk.[/SPAN][/FONT][/FONT]
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[/SPAN][FONT face="comic sans ms"][FONT size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style', serif"]'[/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif"][SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN][/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"]Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'[/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif"][/SPAN][/FONT][/FONT]
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[P class=ececmsonormal][FONT face="comic sans ms"][FONT size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"]'[/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"]Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.[/SPAN][/FONT][/FONT]
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[P class=ececmsonormal][FONT face="comic sans ms"][FONT size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif"] [SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN][/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"]'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from[/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif"][SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN][/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"].'[/SPAN][/FONT][/FONT]
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[P class=ececmsonormal][FONT face="comic sans ms"][FONT size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"]Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:[/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif"] [/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif"] [/SPAN][/FONT][/FONT]
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[P class=ececmsonormal][FONT face="comic sans ms"][FONT size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif"] [/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"]'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.[/SPAN][/FONT][/FONT]
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[P class=ececmsonormal][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"][FONT face="comic sans ms" size=4] Which one would you prefer?' Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple....[/FONT][/SPAN]
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[P class=ececmsonormal][FONT face="comic sans ms"][FONT size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma, sans-serif"] [/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma, sans-serif"]The Catholic type[SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN][/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"]supports the masses;[/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif"][/SPAN][/FONT][/FONT]
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[P class=ececmsonormal][FONT face="comic sans ms"][FONT size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: rgb(128,0,255); FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif"]The Salvation Army type[/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: rgb(128,0,255); FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"][SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN]lifts the fallen;[/SPAN][/FONT][/FONT]
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[P class=ececmsonormal][FONT face="comic sans ms"][FONT size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: rgb(0,128,255); FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif"]The Presbyterian type[/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: rgb(0,128,255); FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"][SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN]keeps them staunch and upright; and[/SPAN][/FONT][/FONT]
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[P class=ececmsonormal][FONT face="comic sans ms"][FONT size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif"]The Baptist type[/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"][SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN]makes mountains out of mole[/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma, sans-serif"][SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN][/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"]hills.'[/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif"][/SPAN][/FONT][/FONT]
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[/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"][FONT face="comic sans ms" size=4]Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed![/FONT][/SPAN][FONT face="comic sans ms"][FONT size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif"] [SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN]
[/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: rgb(128,0,255); FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"](A)[SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN][/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: rgb(128,0,255); FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"]Almost Boobs...[/SPAN][/FONT][/FONT][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"][FONT face="comic sans ms"][FONT size=4][SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN]
(B) Barely there...[/FONT][/FONT][/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"][FONT face="comic sans ms"][FONT size=4][SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN]
(C) Can't Complain!...[/FONT][/FONT][/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"][FONT face="comic sans ms"][FONT size=4][SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN]
(D) Dang!...[/FONT][/FONT][/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"][FONT face="comic sans ms"][FONT size=4][SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN]
(DD) Double dang!...[/FONT][/FONT][/SPAN][FONT face="comic sans ms"][FONT size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: rgb(0,128,255); FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"][SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN]
(E) Enormous[/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: rgb(0,128,255); FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"]!...[/SPAN][/FONT][/FONT][FONT face="comic sans ms"][FONT size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"][SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN]
(F) Fake...[/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif"][SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN][/SPAN][/FONT][/FONT][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: rgb(255,0,128); FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"]
[/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: rgb(255,0,128); FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style', serif"][FONT face="comic sans ms" size=4]( G) Get a Reduction...[/FONT][/SPAN][FONT face="comic sans ms"][FONT size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: 'Brad ley Hand ITC'"][SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN]
(H) Help me, I've fallen[SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN][/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"]and I can't get up!...[/SPAN][/FONT][/FONT]
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[P class=ececmsonormal][FONT face="comic sans ms"][FONT size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bradley Hand ITC'"]They forgot the German bra.[/SPAN][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial, sans-serif"][SPAN class=Apple-converted-space] [/SPAN][/SPAN][/FONT][/FONT][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, sans-serif"]
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