[FONT size=4][FONT color=#0000ff][FONT face=Tahoma]Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up,
This should make things a little bit clearer. [SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"][/SPAN][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][FONT face=Arial color=black size=2][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"] [/SPAN][/FONT]
[DIV align=center] [TABLE class=EC_EC_MsoNormalTable style="BORDER-RIGHT: 3pt outset; BORDER-TOP: 3pt outset; BORDER-LEFT: 3pt outset; WIDTH: 100%; BORDER-BOTTOM: 3pt outset" cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=1] [TBODY] [TR] [TD style="WIDTH: 40%" vAlign=top width="40%"] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal]
[FONT face=Tahoma color=red size=4][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]@ PRISON [/SPAN][/FONT][/TD] [TD style="WIDTH: 59%" vAlign=top width="59%"] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal]
[FONT face=Tahoma color=red size=4][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]@ WORK [/SPAN][/FONT][/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]You get three meals a day fully paid for [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]You get time off for good behavior [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]you get more work for good behavior [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]You can watch TV and play games [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]you could get fired for watching TV and playing games [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]You get your own toilet [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]They allow your family and friends to visit [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]you aren't even supposed to speak to your family [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]You must deal with sadistic wardens [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]they are called managers [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD][/TR] [TR] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]You can talk about Jesus, and even participate in Bible Studies [/SPAN][/FONT]
[/TD] [TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top] [P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]you'd better not talk about Jesus or bring a Bible if you want to keep your job! [/SPAN][/FONT]
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[FONT face=Tahoma color=red size=4][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"]Is it just me, OR IS THERE SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT face=Tahoma size=4][SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"] [/SPAN][/FONT][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE]
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