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purelife

#315
Apr 24 08 12:52
There's a town named f*cking (pronounced foo-king) in Austria.  (for real)

  [A href="vny!://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/f*cking,_Austria"]vny!://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/f*cking,_Austria[/A]

  And here's the article about f*cking, Austria.  LOL pretty hilarious.

     

Lil Me

#316
Apr 24 08 01:19
I wonder if you can buy a big F*cking sign on ebay.  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

#317
Apr 24 08 01:28
I don't think I have a use for a F*cking sign.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lil Me

#318
Apr 24 08 02:20
But what if you get a good F*cking deal on one?  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

#319
Apr 24 08 04:45
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]

  Well I'm not one to turn down a good deal.....I'd have F*cking signs everywhere.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

van_guy

#321
May 01 08 06:29
 P.C. wrote:
[img style="cursor: pointer;" onclick="url(this.src);" src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif[/img]
 
Well I'm not one to turn down a good deal.....I'd have F*cking signs everywhere.

How many freudian psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two - one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis - er I mean ladder.

 
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness (Mark Twain)

van_guy

#322
May 02 08 07:00
 Michel wrote:
Anybody is looking for an excuse to drink ?
 


These ladies could put the Trojan people out of business - after looking at this I won't have a sexy thought for a month.

 
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness (Mark Twain)

zen monk

#324
May 02 08 08:16
[h1 style="margin: 0pt; font-size: 12px;"][font style="font-family: Arial Narrow;" size="3"][span style="font-weight: normal;"]"A rich man's joke is always funny" - Thomas Browne[/span][/font]
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van_guy

#325
May 05 08 07:07
[span style="font-family: Arial Narrow;"]This is one of my all time favorites ... short and sweet.

A black guy, a rabbi and a american indian chief walk into a bar ...
the bartender looks up and says "what is this some kind of a joke?"
[/span]
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness (Mark Twain)

P.C.

#326
May 05 08 09:11
"I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it."
- Unknown
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Michel

#327
May 06 08 01:49
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purelife

#328
May 06 08 01:58
Good one!  

Sportsdude

#329
May 06 08 02:22
   P.C. wrote:
I don't think I have a use for a F*cking sign.

Well its rather funny sign, especially if you read the sign below it with the town's name. (links aren't working its being blocked)

It's Please, (very Austrian super proper) slow down.

f*cking-please slow down. lol
   
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