[a class="title" href="vny!://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/2005/03/22/male-or-female/" style="text-decoration: none;" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Male or Female?"]Male or Female?[/a] [div class="cite"]Tuesday March 22nd 2005, 11:28 pm
Filed under: [a href="vny!://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/category/jokes-for-men/" title="View all posts in Jokes for Men" rel="category tag"]Jokes for Men[/a], [a href="vny!://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/category/jokes-for-women/" title="View all posts in Jokes for Women" rel="category tag"]Jokes for Women[/a], [a href="vny!://www.free-dirty-jokes.com/category/misc-jokes/" title="View all posts in Misc. Jokes" rel="category tag"]Misc. Jokes[/a][/div] Ziploc Bags: They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.[/p] Copiers: They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective productive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.[/p] Tire: Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.[/p] Hot Air Balloon: Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.[/p] Sponges: Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.[/p] Web Page: Female, because it's always getting hit on[/p] Subway: Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.[/p] Hourglass: Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.[/p] Hammer: Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.[/p] Remote Control: Female. You thought it'd be male but consider this; it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.[/p]
