So... Whats for lunch?

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Lise

#38580
May 20 09 05:42
I've never had any problems crossing any border. *knock on wood* Y'know, even though they're being a pain, you have to think.... they're just doing their jobs. Yer can't blame them. Just smile and say 'thank you, sir' or 'thank you, ma'am'.

  Then you won't get pepper sprayed.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Michel

#38581
May 20 09 06:43
       
 

Michel

#38582
May 20 09 06:47
       

P.C.

#38583
May 20 09 07:14
Ya...I think some of the stuff that goes on, is WAY beyond them "just doing their job".  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Michel

#38584
May 20 09 07:19
           

Sportsdude

#38585
May 20 09 11:15
It's the uniform. Just like the people at the DMV who wear uniforms as you take your driving test. The uniform gives them a sense of importance and power. Then when someone has a gun and a uniform its doubly so.




 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Lise

#38586
May 20 09 08:10
If I were a border guard and Michel was passing, I'd heckle him just cuz....... ......[FONT size=1] he's just too damn good looking.[/FONT]
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Lil Me

#38587
May 20 09 08:44
As long as you're not subjected to a body cavity search, everything is cool, right?
 
 Cracker jacks, anyone?  *passes the bowl*
 
 
   
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Michel

#38588
May 20 09 08:50
         

Michel

#38589
May 20 09 08:52
       

Lil Me

#38590
May 20 09 08:58
salt and pepper?  Oh yeah, the other 2 food groups!  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Michel

#38591
May 20 09 09:20
     

49er

#38592
May 21 09 11:06
Michel wrote:
 
lol, I'm not pretending my personal experience as scientifically representative, but yet it's hard to keep on smiling and feel welcomed when you've crossed the US border, I don't know, maybe 80 times in your life, or 200 since my childhood, who knows, and yet you get interrogated and search, including once very seriously, 3 times, these 3 times been the last 3 border crossing.
  
 Clean the bird feathers and bird shit off your your socks next time before crossing

P.C.

#38593
May 21 09 12:25
 Clean the bird feathers and bird shit off your your socks next time before crossing

    I never even thought about it..  They must be anti-birdites !!!!  I can't believe it....[FONT size=4]bloody anti-birdites[/FONT] !!!!!  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/k040.gif" border=0][/DIV]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Michel

#38594
May 21 09 07:59
           
 
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