Hello Kitten

[Gopher]

kitten wrote:
 The possibilities are endless.  She could be absent for quite a while while you were speculating on alternatives.   ...

 and now it's my turn to go


 

[Sportsdude]

Yeah I've thought of that. Everyone has I should work for that magazine since I've got the map of the world as it seems in my head and my geography skills are astounding. (those aren't my words but its what other people tell me). Name a country and I can give its capital, climate, political views and issues just off the top of my head.

[kitten]

You could have a lot of fun in that job, as well as see all sorts of places you've only read about.  Sounds ideal for you.

[Sportsdude]

Yeah there are places I'd like to see. in now real order


1) Artic Canada

2) Siberia

3) Mongolia

4) Peru

5) Chile

6) Antartica

7) Austrailian outback

Cuba (I'd have to become a Canadian citzen to go there, americans get fined $$$$$$ for setting foot there)

9) Brazil, Rio and the ever shrinking Amazon

10) Sub-Sahran Africa

11) Norway

12) New Zealand

13) Japan

14) India

15) Nepal

16) Tibet

17) Kashmir (I'll bring body guards)

18) North Korea (Garuntee people will be able to get in there when IL dies)

19) Iran

20) Haiti

[kitten]

Good morning, Gopher.  Isn't it a lovely sunny day?  We are supposed to hit 43C with the humidex this afternoon.

[Gopher]

How wonderful for you. We've  dropped back to 30 today  - but have been told that it's gradually going to start increasing again.

[Gopher]

To Sportsdude: does the embargo on visits to Cuba also apply to Guantanamo Bay?

[kitten]

I wouldn't mind so much if I could stay in front of my fans all day, but I have to work in a place that is overly hot to begin with this afternoon, and that will be difficult.  When I left this morning she wanted her shawl wrapped around her as she felt cold!!!

[Gopher]

How lucky you are to have enough fans to even contemplate staying in front of them - I hadn't realised you were a mega-star. One of the bonuses of fame, I suppose.  

[kitten]

Oh yes.  I tell them to breathe at me with their mouths full of ice cubes, except for the ones that stand fanning me while I lounge on my throne.

[Gopher]

Ah, Cleopatra - I suppose you just roll yourself up in a carpet in the winter.

[kitten]

I plan to have my bearers transport me to a warmer clime in the winter.  But then you know what happens to the best laid plans, don't you?

[Gopher]

Like carpets, they're difficult to lay (especially if you're a hen).

[kitten]

For one brief moment I thought you were referring to the bearers, but then common sense prevailed.

[Gopher]

By common sense, I take it that you mean common decency?