More and more I'm convinced that the beast has hidden it. He can be quite devious.
I have this teddy bear up in our storage space, that he lusts after. It's only a semi-completed bear, that still hasn't been sewn up the back and one leg still isn't attached. He gets all creepy around it, (maybe because it is made out of an old mink coat)...so I put it in a box. The next time I was up there....it was out of the box, and I could tell it had been ravaged.