[SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: rgb(0,0,161); FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"]Three Hillbillies are a settin' on a porch shootin' the breeze.[/SPAN][FONT color=black face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: rgb(0,0,161); FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"]1st [SPAN style="BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; CURSOR: hand" id=lw_1246399453_52 class=yshortcuts]Hillbilly[/SPAN] says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. '[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: rgb(0,0,161); FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"]2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: rgb(0,0,161); FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"]1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: rgb(0,0,161); FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"]2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"] [/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: rgb(0,0,161); FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"]them new fangled warshin ' machines!'[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: rgb(0,0,161); FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"]1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?'[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: rgb(0,0,161); FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"]2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: rgb(0,0,161); FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"]3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"] [/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: rgb(0,0,161); FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"]wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"] [/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: rgb(0,0,161); FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"]some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar![/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: rgb(0,0,161); FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"]1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black size=4 face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"] [/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=black face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"]
[/SPAN][/FONT][FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=Arial][SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: rgb(0,0,161); FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"]3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no pecker!'[/SPAN][/FONT]