So... Whats for lunch?

Started by kits, Feb 06 06 09:57

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tenkani

Did somebody mention goatse?
Careful, speak the devil's name and sometimes he will appear.
 
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lise

Greetings all. Can't hang around here. Gotta feed the parasites and clean the loos. Bleh. I need me a man-servant to do all these things.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

tenkani

$50 an hour plus expenses.
And you pay my medical bills if you damage my tender hide.
 
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lise

If I recall, your hind is anything but tender.

[FONT color=#ff0000 size=1]See also for-want-of-spanking[/FONT]
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

tenkani

Ok, so maybe I'm not tender.
But I'm not enslaving myself to a dragon/ninja/vampire girl without a medical clause in the contract.
P.S. if you kill me I get a $50,000 (American) bonus!
 
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lise



  Meowmie watch!!! *stabs tenkani with furry anger *
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

tenkani

*clutching wound*
CH-CHING!!!  *coughing blood*  I'm rich beyoch!!!!
 
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lise

Hehe. Thought you might like that.

  Anyways, gotta run. Check PM. Take care.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

tenkani

For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lise

Morning all. Brrrrr..... is it me or it is doubly cold this morning? So hard to get outta bed.

  I gotta share this absolutely  fantastic recipe that I found with you all. I did a bit of my variation and it's more tastier. If you like Thai, read on:

  You'll need:

  a) 4 short lemongrass sticks (buy two, cut in half)

b) package of ground chicken

c) grate 1 peeled carrot

d) grate 1 clove fresh garlic

e) handful of cilantro / coriander leaves

f) dash of coriander powder

g) dash of chilli powder (omit if you don't like it spicy)

h) salt and pepper to taste

i) egg white (to hold mixture together)

j) tiny amount of oil

k) lime wedges for garnish

    Mix everything in a bowl except the lemongrass stick and oil

Scoop a handful of the mixture and laid it out on the stick, sorta wrap the stuff around the lemongrass stick to form a kebab.

The lemongrass stick will act like skewers

Brush oil on these kebobs, pop them in the oven and broil till cook

Garnish with lime wedges or serve with your favorite salad

    So easy and everyone loved it!!        
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Russ

Mornin Lise, hmm, Ive never cooked Thai before but that sounds pretty good.
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Lise

Morning, Russ. Oh trust me, it's really easy and I don't cook Thai as well. The last time I made Thai red curry, twas a disaster. Somehow the stuff didn't taste authentic. This one recipe is easy and a great way to impress anyone.

  I also found an easy way to trick guests. They sell these Thai fishcakes at the Crystal Mall that comes pre-packaged. You can easily buy them, thaw them out then pan fry them. Add your favorite hot sauce, lime wedges or shredded cabbage/carrots and viola: instant appetizer.

 

  Well.... I could go on and on but don't wanna bore you.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Russ

Nonononono,

  Food and recipies you will never bore me... Im adding all theses recipes to a word file I started years ago for recipes.
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Lise

So tell me, Russ? What do you make that's a crowd pleaser? Something easy, something that would wow everyone. Gimme gimme gimee.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Lise

Uhm..... are you going to say 'goat cheese?'
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

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