LOL....I think so Kitten. I loved his humour. Hubby has a plaque with the 'snake' quote. Of course when I met him, it was in his living room....along with other lovely touches of style. Like his 'Earl the Dead Cat'. *who now resides in our attic*
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[/A]"The last cat you'll ever need."[/FONT]
[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE] [DIV align=left] [TABLE width=550 border=0] [TBODY] [TR] [TD width=20][/TD] [TD width=530][FONT face=Arial]The only Mad Dog Productions product still available, Earl the Dead Cat has been hanging around doing nothing since 1985. A flat, understuffed toy cat with X's for eyes, Earl comes with a humorous death certificate listing all the reasons a dead cat is better than a live one. Well, a lot of them anyway. For one, he doesn't need a messy litterbox or eat smelly cat food. He doesn't wake you up in the morning by sitting on your nose and mistaking it for a catnip mouse. And he doesn't scratch when the kids swing him around by his tail.
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[DIV align=left]Oy vay......he actually comes with a death certificate and has tire tracks on his back. Hubby's come a long way in the kitty department.
