I was very impressed with myself - last year there was a bear hanging out in our camp.
I flung a rock at him (weapon of choice of geologists everywhere) and hit him in the chest.
The best part was that you could he a loud dull "thud"
It was sooooo cool.
Who needs a shotgun when you got granite.
I was just thinking - didn't Chretien use a stone statue to subdue a home intruder a few years ago?
Soapstone if I'm not mistaken ...
Very versatile weapon those rocks. Bears .... home intruders ... I wonder if there is a patent on them?
Rock- o matic - I could use leftover pet rocks from the 70's and paint a mean face on them.
Having granite means never having to say "I'm sorry" could be my slogan.
Self defence - home intruders - paper weight - pet - anchor for very small boats -
I think I'm onto something here -