Hello Kitten

[Gopher]

Gentlemen callers?

[kitten]

Male, perhaps.  Not gentlemen.  Neighbours.

[Gopher]

OIC, rednecks.

[kitten]

Some of them aren't good enough to qualify for the term "redneck"  "Dumb and Dumber"  seems to apply quite well.

[Gopher]

Ah well, then at least they'll be silent callers.

[kitten]

I wish it was that kind of dumb.  Loud and stupid is more what I meant.

[Gopher]

Are they really that bad? What is a demure soul like yourself doing among such ruffians?

[kitten]

Low rent.  Little choice.  And by now it has come to "Better the devil you know...".

[Gopher]

Ah sad, I can understand it now, no use your asking if you can borrow their mint sauce boats then.    

[kitten]

Someone would be sure to ask if I wanted oars or an outboard with it.

[Gopher]

I bet the women don't bother tethering their goats either.  

[kitten]

Nope.  Just marry them.

[Gopher]

How awful! That's bestiality.

[kitten]

Not much difference between them, but it IS hard on the goats.

[Gopher]

I can well imagine, poor goats. Gotta go now. Hope you don't get disturbed when you hit the sack tonight.