Impossible Questions

[Russ]

32 family get togethers

  32 dinners out with the wardens? I mean wives?

[P.C.]

One of those is on the right track.  

[P.C.]

Just bringing question forward.

   According to Newsweek magazine, the average person does this 32 times a year.  What is it?[/DIV]

[Lise]

driving to restaurants?

[49er]

orders takeout

skips dinner

[kingy]

eat while driving...

  presumably without crashing.

[purelife]

visit the cemetary?

[Lise]

put on make-up while driving?

  or else do what Lise Jr does and sing at the top of her voice while you're trying to concentrate and drive....

  .... now where's that damn Barney song?

[Russ]

Lise wrote:
 put on make-up while driving?



or else do what Lise Jr does and sing at the top of her voice while you're trying to concentrate and drive....



.... now where's that damn Barney song?[/DIV]
 Have I mentioned how much I like your children Lise? Your stories remind me of what I was like as a little tyke

[purelife]

LOL Lise, that's cute.  Does she sing when she's having a bath?  

[P.C.]

[FONT color=#ff0000 size=6]kingy is all over it..........[FONT size=5]Way close enough to win you another blessing.  [/FONT][/FONT]

  According to Newsweek magazine, the average person does this 32 times a year.  What is it?

  Eat a meal in the car.  (it doesn't specify, 'while driving'....so.........)

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[Lise]

Good for you kingy!! Otherwise we'd be knocking our head against the walls too much without your help.

  Meep. I don't know about my kids. Sometimes I think they're the sweetest things on earth that could melt your heart in a second, then they turn around and completely drive you insane like singing aloud in the car.

  Wait'll till the other one starts to speak and then it'll be everything TIMES 2!!!!

[purelife]

Then they'll start to question everything!  Why mommy?  Why? Why?  Why?  

[P.C.]

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[Lise]

Lise Jr. already does that. I can't come up an answer fast enough. These days I just say, "Because." and left it at that.

  I'm dreading the time when they'll both scream for "Mommy! She took my stuff or she doesn't want to play with me!"