Impossible Questions

Started by P.C., Dec 09 06 06:07

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kingy

it has only been an hr or so. i'll give others a chance before i say anything.    
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Russ

lol, say away kingy. Im stumped, lise has given most of the answers I would anyhow.    
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

kingy

hehe, well, lise did mention sex. im kinda worried for her if she is having sex 32 times/year. altho, that is a pretty good year for some i guess.
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P.C.

Do you know it already kingy ??????      
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kingy

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P.C.

Well spit it out lad !
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

My husband would be very worried if we were having sex only 32 times of the year. By his reckoning, we should have at least that much in a week. YEAH. Like he's gonna.....................

  Hmm..... sing in a bar? Like karoke?  
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

49er

late for work

visit their parents

eat dinner in a restaurant

Sportsdude

takes a shower.

  Think about it says average person didn't say a certain country those poor folks in africa probably don't take showers.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

P.C.

Ahh Lise?  I couldn't rack up singing karaoke 3 times in a LIFETIME, let alone 32 times a year.  

  One of 49er's 3 answers is heading in the right direction.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Russ

32 sick days a year

  32 days off a year?    
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

purelife

My husband would be very worried if we were having sex only 32 times of the year. By his reckoning, we should have at least that much in a week. YEAH. Like he's gonna.....................

 
A friend of mine brought his g/f a vibrator for a present one day.  Worst decision EVAR!  'enuf said.

Russ

Lise said:

My husband would be very worried if we were having sex only 32 times of the year. By his reckoning, we should have at least that much in a week. YEAH. Like he's gonna.....................


[/i]purelife wrote:
A friend of mine brought his g/f a vibrator for a present one day.  Worst decision EVAR!  'enuf said.


    I agree, he just made himself redundant.
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

purelife

I laughed when I heard it.  He advised my b/f against it.  LOL.  Ah well, he suffered long and hard.  Nothing was better than her vibrator. LOL.

P.C.

Ummmm.....wrong on both guesses Russ.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

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