Impossible Questions

Started by P.C., Dec 09 06 06:07

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Lise

Her lists goes like this..... and no matter how many times I've explained it, she magically forgets and I start all over again.

  Why does my nose run?

Why do you watch that show? (Deal or No Deal)

Why is the show so scary? (Deal or No Deal)

Why is doggy's pee yellow?

Why does doggy pooped?

Why is my baby sister drooling?

Why..... why...... why..........

   
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

49er

P.C. wrote:
According to Newsweek magazine, the average person does this 32 times a year.  What is it?

  Eat a meal in the car.  (it doesn't specify, 'while driving'....so.........)

 
 

 I now see why over 50% of the people say there are too many polls


 

P.C.

This is very true 49er. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

OK. I'm ready for more mind bongling questions, please!!
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

OK, Lise

  You could live an extra nine years longer just by being this?
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Russ

Male

  Female

  Non Homosexual (sp?)

  Non Smoker

  Retarded

  An animal

  non trans fat eater

  non GM food eater

  in prison

  fedgie (vegetarian)    
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

P.C.

WOW....good guesses Russ.  None of them are the right answer, but they're still good guesses.

  *the answer surprises me.....hmmmmm  I'll have to look into this.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

P.C.

OK.....this one is hokey.  I think that I'll withdraw this question, because if the answer isn't actually correct (and it appears it may not be) then how could you ever guess it.

  [FONT size=5]Sooooo-rryyyyyyy[/FONT]

  The answer claims that it is right-handed.

  [FONT size=4]Life expectancy of left-handers and right-handers are the same.

There was a controversial study done in 1980 by Halpern & Coren that suggested left-handed people had an average life expectancy of 9 years less than right-handed people. However, data was based on second-hand information: surveys from the next-of-kin of recently deceased persons asking about right/left handedness and age of death. They found left-handed average age of death was 66; right-handed average age was 75.

Unfortunately, this study keeps getting quoted even though more recent data has shown their hypothesis is not supported. Second hand survey data is not a sound methodology.[/FONT]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

Hehe. That's funny, PC. Good try. I'll be waiting for the next question.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

kingy

ive read studies that left handed people do die earlier than right handed people. i guess for every study, there is a counter study.

  the reason the left handed people on average die earlier isnt anything natural. it is because of death caused by accidents because most equipment is made for right handed people.
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P.C.

I should have posted the link to that study.  (actually there were several refuting those statistics) and some addressed the 'right handed equipment' issue.

But whether it is or isn't correct, it didn't seem fair to ask a question that didn't really have a conclusive answer.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

P.C.

She's ba-ack [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a115.gif" border=0]



This can be said about 85% of all bikinis.  What is it?
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

OK, very quickly here cause I gotta run.

  I'm going to say:

  a) too small

b) pink

c) too revealing

d) have leopard patterns
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

LOL...you always have such good guesses Lise.

  Unfortunately....nope

                        nope

                        nope

                and  nope
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

too tight
too loose
never worn in Europe.
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

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