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P.C.

#270
Dec 19 06 06:11
No square penisesssssssssesess
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

#271
Dec 19 06 06:11
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/c045.gif" border=0]  Held hands/kissed in public?  
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

#272
Dec 19 06 06:13
There there Kitten.  [A href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://depoispensunumnome.blig.ig.com.br/imagens/dont_cry.jpg&imgrefurl=http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofile%26friendid%3D69321738&h=320&w=390&sz=8&hl=en&start=5&tbnid=Qj1d98BHp-Z7aM:&tbnh=101&tbnw=123&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkitten%2Band%2Bduck%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26rls%3DGGLC,GGLC:1969-53,GGLC:en%26sa%3DN"][img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px solid" height=101 src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Qj1d98BHp-Z7aM:http://depoispensunumnome.blig.ig.com.br/imagens/dont_cry.jpg" width=123][/A]

  Nope.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

tenkani

#273
Dec 19 06 06:13
Does it involve toe sucking?  
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

kitten

#274
Dec 19 06 06:15
Perhaps    (she said mysteriously)
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

#275
Dec 19 06 06:16
No toes sucking, but you're getting closer.

  [A href="http://www.peter.com.au/photos/photos/2003-04-09-Amy_01-Toe-Sucking.jpg" target=_top][img height=86 src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:BWJMnvwKrLMaRM:http://www.peter.com.au/photos/photos/2003-04-09-Amy_01-Toe-Sucking.jpg" width=114][/A]  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

P.C.

#276
Dec 19 06 06:18
Nice technique Kitten  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a090.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

tenkani

#277
Dec 19 06 06:21
Oooh! Ooooh!! It's something to do with feets!!!    :O

Foot.....massages?? He gave foot massages to another woman????
 
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

P.C.

#278
Dec 19 06 06:23
You're closer in the sense that you're getting below the belt.

    edit:  I meant closer than below what's below the belt. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/g038.gif" border=0]  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

#279
Dec 19 06 06:26
Hmmph!  That's where I was and you said NO!

    Held his wife on his lap?
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

49er

#280
Dec 19 06 06:27
P.C. wrote:
 You're closer in the sense that you're getting below the belt.



edit:  I meant closer than below what's below the belt. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/liebe/g038.gif" border=0]

 
 LOL..........that's no clue..... everything is below the belt for us married guys  

kitten

#281
Dec 19 06 06:30
Develops a hernia from carrying his bride across the threshhold.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

49er

#282
Dec 19 06 06:31
tried on wife's panties

kitten

#283
Dec 19 06 06:32
Cross-dresses?
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

tenkani

#284
Dec 19 06 06:57
[span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"]I meant closer than below what's below the belt.[/span]


 
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.
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