Impossible Questions

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Russ

#255
Dec 19 06 05:49
lost thier wedding ring?

  taken their ring off?  
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

kitten

#256
Dec 19 06 05:51
  [A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Insane src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_19.gif[/img][/A]  Refused to wear a ring?





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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

#257
Dec 19 06 05:51
Good one Russ !!!!

            Nope and nope. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c019.gif" border=0]  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

#258
Dec 19 06 05:55
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/k055.gif" border=0]Hogged the remote?
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

tenkani

#259
Dec 19 06 05:55
 [span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"]You what we always do with those little sayings in the fortune cookies? We add 'between the sheets' to the end of every saying. Try it, it fits all of them.[/span]

I lolled    
   
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Russ

#260
Dec 19 06 05:57
maybe.. but it works! I had some friends out with me theother night and we all got fortune cookies. they all said bs until they tried it. lol.
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

P.C.

#261
Dec 19 06 05:58
[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e6ebd5"]One in five married guys have done THIS.  What is it ???[/FONT]

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[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e6ebd5"]Clue.....It involves a specific part of the body.[/FONT]

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[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"]I'm working on another clue.[/FONT]  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

#262
Dec 19 06 06:01
  Is it that M..........n word?[A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Screaming src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_11_1.gif[/img][/A]





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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

tenkani

#263
Dec 19 06 06:02
Peed in the sink?  
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

49er

#264
Dec 19 06 06:02
snip snip  

Russ

#265
Dec 19 06 06:03
i think 49er might have it. I was just going to post that. castration or shooting blanks so to speak
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

tenkani

#266
Dec 19 06 06:05
 
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

P.C.

#267
Dec 19 06 06:07
[A href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824DFCA" target=_blank][img alt=Screaming src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_11_1.gif" border=0][/A]LOL Kitten.....not m............n

  Not peeing in the sink.

  No clip clip.

        OK clue.  It involves a specific part of the body and it involves romance.  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

tenkani

#268
Dec 19 06 06:09
Placed their penis squarely inside a woman who is not their wife?  
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

P.C.

#269
Dec 19 06 06:10
rofl tenkani........poor puppy.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.
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