Impossible Questions

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kitten

#240
Dec 19 06 04:50
Married their high-school sweetheart?
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

#241
Dec 19 06 04:53
No lost jobs....no ahem....broken backs,  nor marrying childhood sweetheart, although that one is a good answer.

   [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e6ebd5"]One in five married guys have done THIS.  What is it ???[/FONT]

 
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

#242
Dec 19 06 04:54
Divorced?
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

#243
Dec 19 06 04:57
That's VERY positive thinking Kitten, but I suspect that number would be closer to 3 out of 5......at the very least.  Maybe even 3 and 3/4.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

#244
Dec 19 06 04:59
Yeah, you're right. P.C.

  Kept a secret?
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

#245
Dec 19 06 05:15
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a213.gif" border=0]Nope.....not a secret keeper.

  I'm working on a clue.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kingy

#246
Dec 19 06 05:18
fantasized about someone else while making love?
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kitten

#247
Dec 19 06 05:19
Asked her father for permission to marry his daughter?

    [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/nahrung/a080.gif" border=0]
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Lise

#248
Dec 19 06 05:26
Whoa! Someone beat kingy to PC's previous question!

    Hmm..... how about cut themselves while shaving?
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

#249
Dec 19 06 05:32
Hahahaaa, Kitten.  Am I driving you to drink?

  No, nope, not and uh uh.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

#250
Dec 19 06 05:37
Not at all, P.C.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/p030.gif" border=0]

    Bought life insurance?
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

#251
Dec 19 06 05:40
Not insurance.

      OK....clue time.   It involves a specific part of the body.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Russ

#252
Dec 19 06 05:42
hemeroids? (SP?)
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

kitten

#253
Dec 19 06 05:45
[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/a015.gif" border=0]  Fallen off a ladder and broken something.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

#254
Dec 19 06 05:49
No hemmorhoids, no ladder.

    (I'll take the liberty of supplying your next emoticon, Kitten) [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c008.gif" border=0]

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Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.
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