So... Whats for lunch?

Russ · Feb 02 07 02:56

Ive been to singapore a few times. Its insanely clean and orderly. When buildings reach a certian age the government tears them down and puts up new ones.

They do have a law against chewing gum and littering. I chewed gum that I had when I went out the first night.. the bartender saw me and immediately told me to get rid of it in case someone saw and reported me.. big fine and possible punishment.

Sportsdude · Feb 02 07 03:02

Here's some crazy laws of theirs:
Bungee jumping is illegal.
The sale of gum is prohibited.
Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.
Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.
Pornography is illegal.
As it is considered pornographic, you may not walk around your home nude.
Failure to flush a public toilet after use may result in very hefty fines.
It is considered an offense to enter the country with cigarettes.
Cigarettes are illegal at all public places.
It is illegal to come within 50 meters of a pedestrian crossing marker on any street.
If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying, "I am a litterer.
It is illegal to pee in an elevator.

Oh and you get the automatic death penalty if you are caught with drugs.

tenkani · Feb 02 07 03:04

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Ok, I'd better get some work done before they catch on and fire my lazy ass.

Nice seeing you all again. Yeah, even you SD, although you will pay for calling my car a Volvo.

Don't be surprised if tiny furry purple demons come and visit you in your bed tonight...

Sportsdude · Feb 02 07 03:10

I meant it in a good way. Your car is high class.

tenkani · Feb 02 07 04:05

That's funny. To me telling someone they drive a Volvo is a terrible insult.

My biggest fear is joining the teeming ranks of the mindless burgeois so I'm a little touchy on that subject. Of course, a Mazda 3 is not exactly the steed of a rebel. Maybe I should use a human skull as a hood ornament...

Sportsdude · Feb 02 07 04:11

Since when did a Swede become a burgeois symbol? lol
Its the C1 Platform its a universal platform that the Swedes came up with and put on the S40 and then Ford Europe moved the platform to all the Focus models over there. And Mazda then used the platform for its Mazda 3 and I believe 5. Its won countless awards.

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tenkani · Feb 02 07 04:15

Maybe it's a regional thing.

Here in Cali volvos are seen as seen as vanilla, boring and incredibly bougie (unless you're driving an ancient one). It's nice to see some of the newer Volvos that don't look like boxes on wheels. I guess they finally figured out that safe doesn't have to equal ugly. Does Volvo make a sportscar? I would buy that just to trip people out :O

Lise · Feb 02 07 04:16

Evening, all. Big hellllow to tenkani-san. Just dropping by, can't stay too long.

tenkani · Feb 02 07 04:17

Liiiise!!!!

Imagine a pic of a kitten licking a Lise action figure.

I would post it but my new computer won't recognize my thumb drive.

GRRRRRR!! >

purelife · Feb 02 07 04:17

I would be happy with any car that can get me from point A to B smoothly and efficiently.

Hi Lise.

Lise · Feb 02 07 04:19

Whenever I talk to tenkani, I always feel like I'm teh drenched in cat's saliva. *shakes saliva off delicately)

I don't get cars, I don't get cars, I don't get cars, I don't get cars, I don't get cars, I don't get cars, I don't get cars, I don't get cars, I don't get cars, I don't get cars, I don't get cars, I don't get cars, I don't get cars, I don't get cars..............[/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV][/DIV]

tenkani · Feb 02 07 04:21

*making lise wet again*

Ack! I can't help myself!!!!

Hay PL, is your new avatar the Chinese symbol for goat?

purelife · Feb 02 07 04:22

LOL tenkani. I wish. I couldn't find a chinese symbol for goat.

I found a pig though. Perhaps Russ will be into pigs. I wonder if hypnosis works on Russ?

Russ · Feb 02 07 04:22

LOL, a mazda three a volvo?

Im not a fan of either to be honest.. Im quite opinionated on vehicles.

Well, have fun playing cat and mouse mr Tenkani.. enjoy the rest of your day.. have a drink!

I will later to give my rusty hamsterwheel a break.. its screeching in protest at the massive use Ive been giving it these last few weeks.

HAve fun with the new 'zoom zoom'.

Do you have that song downloaded yet?

Lise · Feb 02 07 04:24

Frack. I hate that Zoom Zoom commerical. Is that kid off that ad?