Bad date ? , perhaps, you all be the judge.  i had a lovely lady  for a lovely dinner , ( did i mention we were living together ) at her parents place , seperate bedrooms of course. 
when it came time to pay i realized i had frogotten my wallet . yes that's right  i left my wallet at her place.  ( my room thank goodness ) . her no purse i was supposed to be treating after all . sighs i had to call her father to come to the rescue. he had a great laugh about it . me to embarresed to say much of anything .  for me not to bad ( mostly embarresing) her perhaps ... 
  sorry not to many dates to reveal . 
  5 th date with a girl . back to her place for a night of fun  , she pulled out a strap on and wanted to peg me, i was out the door and down the street still hopping and pulling my pants on ... needless to say i never dated this one again
  at a young ladys place the terrible twins were at the sitters . after a good time of bumping bodys .. heavy pounding on the door , her oh shit its my husband, ( HUSBAND! WTF! ) she threw my pants and shoes out the f*cking window , me leaping off the balcony  to the tree scrambling down from ( thank god it was) only the second floor . neighbors across the street had a great view, a old couple busting thier guts laughing at me.  called her later from a payphone turned out it was only her brother, but talk about a bad way to find out a woman is married,  never saw her again after that , i wont be the cause of ruining someones marriage , ( now if its swinging and partner swapping im all for it) but being the affair no . i have some morals after all. 
  thats the worst that i can think of . as i said i havent been on to many dates. 
  Would you like some of my best date storrys i have a few . and theyll blow your ur minds . well one would  , perhaps 2 would ,