You might be a terrorist

[TehBorken]

This country is so f*cked up.

Earlier this month a flier was released by the FBI saying that people who pay in cash for coffee might be terrorists. No, I'm not kidding. I *WISH* I was kidding. Here's a snippet of text from the flier:

"Using cash for small purchases like a cup of coffee, gum and other items is a good indication that a person is trying to pass for normal without leaving the kind of paper trail created using a debit or credit card for small purchases."

A "good indication"?? Seriously, that's what they consider a "good indication"? Could it just be that I don't want to put $1.29 charge on my credit card for gum or a candy bar?

The most recent update asks coffee shop owners, baristas and other customer-service spetgwpdts to be on the lookout for the enemy who walks among us, TEH TERRORISTS, OMG WTF BBQ!!!

vny!://www.itworld.com/security/249076/how-avoid-being-tagged-terrorist-dont-pay-cash-coffee

[Gopher]

Incredible!

[TehBorken]

Incredible!

If I'm not mistaken, people who use the word "incredible" are also possible terrorists. Especially if they use an exclamation point. We gotta keep an eye on you, Gophie.

[DDD]

Thats just F%^& up......................I would never pay for small items like that with a credit card or interact

[Russ]

Thats just F%^& up......................I would never pay for small items like that with a credit card or interact

I sometimes do. But normally its cash cause its a small purchase. I only use my plastic when Im out of cash.