Love that song.
OK....you won't find these lyrics anywhere....but here goes.
There was a funny girl, who had a funny name....
She got it from her mother just the same, same, same
chorus: Madalina Catalina Roomastina Balladina,
Ogan Hogan Pogan was her name.
She had two teeth in the middle of her mouth...one pointed north, the other pointed south
chorus: Madalina Catalina........(the rest of that)
She had one hair in the middle of her head....the dog-gone thing was crimson red
chorus: Madalina Catalina.................................
She had a figure just like a sack....tied in the middle of a railroad track...
chorus: Madalina Catalina.....................
Thank you.....thank you very much.