Top 10 Beer Myths

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[font class="searchHeader"]    Top 10 Beer Myths [/font]
 [font class="mainBody"]    Michael Hall, 2007-02-04 [/font]
 [!-- InstanceEndEditable --]  [font class="mainBody"] [!-- InstanceBeginEditable name="article" --]         It seems like there is always that guy in the bar that has a crazy story about the beer he's drinking. The worst part, sometimes its believable, so you tell someone, then they tell someone, and thats a beer myth. Here are ten of the more outrageous myths about beer and what you need to know to set that guy in the bar straight. [/p]  
 
Beer Myth 1: [font class="miniHeader"]Beat the Beer Belly with Light Beer[/font]
         OK, light beers have maybe 90-100 calories, regular beers generally have less than 200 calories. A beer lover would say the difference is comparable to the difference between McDonalds and a 5 star restaurant. A dietician would tell you the difference is negligible. So unless you are drinking 300 beers a week, I would drink the good stuff. [/p]  
Beer Myth 2: [font class="miniHeader"]The darker the beer, the more alcohol it contains[/font]
         Not even close. Guinness is black, and has 4.2% alcohol. The color of a beer comes from the toasted malts, which has no effect on alcohol content. Ingredients like rice syrup, honey, and corn syrup add alcohol to beer, but do not influence the color. [/p]  
Beer Myth 3: [font class="miniHeader"]Beer is ruined if warmed and then refrigerated[/font]
         This can be true, if you do it many, many times, and it will happen gradually. People think re-chilling beer will cause it to be "skunked". Beer can be ruined by air, light and time. Temperature won't ruin a beer unless it's extreme. Get fresh beer and store it in dark place, and it will be fine. [/p]  
Beer Myth 4: [font class="miniHeader"]Imported beers have more alcohol than domestic beers[/font]
         This comes from the way US beers reported their beers' alcohol content. The rest of the world uses "Alcohol by Volume", here is the US they used "Alcohol By Weight". Since beer weighs less than water, US beers had smaller numbers, but not less alcohol. [/p]  
Beer Myth 5: [font class="miniHeader"]The Guinness they serve in Ireland is better[/font]
         It seems widely accepted that beer in "the old country" is better than what they export to the rest of the world. The brewing process is cheap, so why would a brewery risk their reputation by brewing a different beer for export? It doesn't make sense, and it's not true. With few exceptions, the beer that is exported is the exact same beer that they serve in the bar across the street from the brewery. The difference is purely freshness. It takes two weeks for a keg of Guinness to get from Dublin to your favorite bar in the states. Some beers, like Fosters, is brewed in Canada under a license for sale in the US. But it is clearly stated on the bottle when this is the case. [/p]  
Beer Myth 6: [font class="miniHeader"]Beer shouldn't be Bitter[/font]
         The bitterness of a beer comes from the hops. Hops are in all beers to balance the sweet malts and to act as a preservative. Some beers have a lot of hops, like India Pale Ales (IPAs) and some beers have less hops, like Wheat Beers. Hops can give a beer complexity and add all sorts of flavors and aromas, like pine, citrus, and earthiness. Hops are why people say beer is an acquired taste, but they also make beer delicious. [/p]  
Beer Myth 7: [font class="miniHeader"]The best beers are in green bottles.[/font]
         As it turns out, brown bottles protect the beer from the light much better than green bottles or clear bottles. This myth comes from when there was a shortage of brown glass in Europe after WWII. The European beers were bottled in green instead, so green bottles came to represent imports. This certainly isn't the case anymore. [/p]  
Beer Myth 8: [font class="miniHeader"]The Thai beer Singha has formaldehyde in it[/font]
         It seems widely believed that Singha is brewed with formaldehyde, as is Chang beer, San Miguel, Vietnamese 33, and Singapore's Tiger Beer. The most believable explanation for this one is that Singha is much more bitter and contains more alcohol than most lagers. When American or British expatriots and soldiers were drinking beer in Thailand, they got drunk much more quickly then they were used to, and it was much more bitter flavor then they were used to. To explain this it was suggested that it contained formaldehyde. Crazy. [/p]  
Beer Myth 9: [font class="miniHeader"]Corona is Mexican Piss[/font]
         In the 1980s there was a rumor that Mexican workers were peeing in the Corona tanks that were destined for the US. Certainly alarmingly disgusting... if true. As it turns out this myth was started as a result of Corona's rising popularity in the US market, and who was jealous? Heineken. This was nothing more than a rumor started by a Heineken wholesaler in Reno. It all worked out, the guy from Heineken admitted his wrongdoing, and Corona continued it's rise to popularity. But the rumor can still be heard today in bars across the country. [/p]  
Beer Myth 10: [font class="miniHeader"]Women don't like beer[/font]
         Thats crazy! My wife loves beer almost as much as I do. Women have brewed more beer than men in the [a href="vny!://www.drinkingbeer.net/BeerArticles/Beer_History.php5"]History of Beer[/a]. Sister Doris in Bavaria brews Mallersdorf lager. Fortunately, this myth is far from true. [/p]  [/font]  
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Beer Myth 10: [FONT class=miniHeader]Women don't like beer[/FONT]
       Thats crazy! My wife loves beer almost as much as I do. Women have brewed more beer than men in the [A href="vny!://www.drinkingbeer.net/BeerArticles/Beer_History.php5"][FONT color=#000000]History of Beer[/FONT][/A]. Sister Doris in Bavaria brews Mallersdorf lager. Fortunately, this myth is far from true.

 

 Meh. It's true for me though. I don't like beer that much. I can handle a sip here and there but I can't go beyond a mug.

 Beer is best when mixed in batter for fish n chips, IMHO.

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kingy

i cant stand the taste of beer.
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dgfan

myth....some beers do not give you hangovers.

  nonsense....if you drink enough all beers cause cell dehydration = headache and nausea