False I am so useless when it comes to building or renovating things.
Last time i tried i accidentally stepped on a paint tin while carrying a large 2 by 4 while attempting to regain my balance i swung about wildly still holding on to the bleeding 2 by 4 I broke 3 windows that had been lined up to go in the wall. the support berm that had been in place with clamps to hold up the stuff on the wall jiprock ( spelling ) well i knocked a clamp off part of the wall came down placing a gigantic big hole in it...
sighs and the paint tin i had tripped on
well guess what, it had broke open, so my big fat clumsy feet walked through it and out the door, then down the hall, across the living room and right out the front door to have a smoke... unbeknownst to me I had left a big old trail of oil based foot prints behind me... sighs and you thought the three stooges were clumsy idiots. just one of me did more damage by accident than those 3 did on purpose..
tpb me wonders am i truely as clumsy as all that...