Impossible Questions

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P.C.

#1005
Feb 03 07 10:41
Bye Kitten.....hope all goes well today.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a010.gif" border=0]

  I'll have another annoying ...I mean INTERESTING question on your return.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Gopher

#1006
Mar 21 07 12:40
Why doesn't the stomach digest itself?
A fool's paradise is better than none.

P.C.

#1007
Mar 21 07 02:45
It does.  But it regenerates new cells every 2 or 3 days.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

#1008
Mar 21 07 02:46
Is the game back???? Pretty, pretty please with cherries and marshmallows on top........
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

#1009
Mar 21 07 02:58
Well......prolly not.....but I'll throw in a question.



The older we get, the FEWER of THESE we have.  What are they?
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

weird al

#1010
Mar 21 07 03:43
Years left.

P.C.

#1011
Mar 21 07 03:50
lol weird al  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c025.gif" border=0]

  I suppose I can't say that's incorrect.  But I can say it's not the answer I'm looking for.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lil Me

#1012
Mar 21 07 06:54
sperm count
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

49er

#1013
Mar 21 07 06:59
birthdays

Lise

#1014
Mar 21 07 07:23
LOL. Sperm count!

  I say:

  a) hair

b) brain cells

c) money

d) less time on DS
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

P.C.

#1015
Mar 21 07 08:19
Wow....good answers.  None are the one I'm looking for, but they're all good answers.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

#1016
Mar 21 07 08:21
bones?
sex drive?
migraines?
hmmm

 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

P.C.

#1017
Mar 21 07 08:23
Good guesses SD !!!!  

  bones?
sex drive?
migraines?
hmmm


I think the one that could be remotely, ever so slightly on the right track.....is migraines.  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lil Me

#1018
Mar 21 07 08:38
brain waves?

alpha particles?
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

P.C.

#1019
Mar 21 07 08:49
Yipes, Lil Me.....I think you're over my head.  They might play a part, but I'm not sure.  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.
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