Impossible Questions

Started by P.C., Dec 09 06 06:07

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Sportsdude

ah I was just going to say that. lol  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

GORDY GAMBINO a1

So theres something happening but its not happening. Seems perfectly rational to me.

P.C.

Yup....it's more about what isn't there than what is.

  OK....I gottal think of a new question.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

P.C.

More than 65% of Elvis impersonators have this in common.  What is it ?
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

GORDY GAMBINO a1

They are bald

  They dont in the least bit resemble him.

P.C.

lol....good guesses.  Not the ones though.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

they're fat because they only do the las vegas elvis who was fat and sluggish and wore jump suits.
 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

kitten

Their parents were Elvis fans so they started imitating him at an early age.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

Again.....good guesses.  Meeeeeeeep.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

GORDY GAMBINO a1

They cant sing.

    they named their daughter Lisa Marie

P.C.

Some good answers comin in......not what I'm after.....but good none the less.  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

They participated in a mass parachute jump in Las Vegas.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

ROFL, Miss Kitten !!!!   Somebody getting sleepy ?

      *I am.  I think I'm hitting the hay.  Good night all.

    *Gordy?  Behave yourself. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a176.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

kitten

It actually did happen, P.C.   My eyes are closing too, so it's time for bed.  Sweet dreams, everyone.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

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