Quotes?

[Gopher]

I cannot argue with William Penn, obviously one who unbosoms is best of all.

[kitten]

By "unbosoms" do you mean they are supposed to be detachable?

[TehBorken]

  [a href="vny!://quotationnation.com/quote_22587.htm"][span class="gen_quote"]"A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same."[/span][/a]             [p align="right"][/p][div style="text-align: left;"]             [span class="gen_author"][a href="vny!://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Elbert%20Hubbard&btnG=Google+Search" class="auth" target="new"]Elbert Hubbard[/a][/span]             
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[a href="vny!://quotationnation.com/quote_13406.htm" class="sm_quote"]"It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get up.[/a]"         
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[kitten]

[FONT size=2]I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability. -Oscar Wilde.[/FONT]

[Gopher]

kitten wrote:
 By "unbosoms" do you mean they are supposed to be detachable? ......

 You mean to tell me that YOU, above all, don't know?


   

[kitten]

I couldn't find the zippers.

[Gopher]

"Americans always do the right thing, after exhausting all other alternatives."

  - Winston Churchill.    

[kitten]

 [TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" border=0] [TBODY] [TR] [TD width="60%"][A title='"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding."' href="vny!://www.quoteworld.org/quotes/4191"]"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding."[/A][/TD] [TD width="25%"][A title="Albert Einstein" href="vny!://www.quoteworld.org/authors/albert-einstein"]Albert Einstein[/A].[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE] [TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" border=0] [TBODY] [TR] [TD width="60%"][/TD] [TD width="25%"][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE]

[Gopher]

And yet we still have so-called peacekeeping forces!

[kitten]

Oxymorons abound in war.  Somewhat like was said about the early missionaries....."We're going to civilize you if we have to kill every one of you", or words to that effect.

[Gopher]

kitten wrote:
 Oxymorons abound in war.

...

So do morons

[kitten]

True, dat!  I think perhaps there's a special breeding program for them.

[weird al]

"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."

  Dorothy Parker

[Gopher]

"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

  - Shakespeare      

[Emil]

 If the human brain were simple enough for us to understand, we'd be too stupid to understand it.