Quotes?

Started by TehBorken, Mar 01 06 08:58

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kitten

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

                                                                                                                                     Al Capone
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

P.C.

A worthy resurrection.

  That's two.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Adam_Fulford

[FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#0000ff]"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents,
more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great
and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last, and the White House  will be adorned by a downright moron."

- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)[/FONT]

Some Chick

"Only the dead have seen the end of war."  Plato (I think)

Some Chick

"Well behaved women rarely make history." [FONT size=2]Laurel Thatcher Ulrich[/FONT]

kitten

"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive, and all the impersonators would be dead." - Johnny Carson
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

weird al

"When you've got 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."

  Variously attributed to Chuck Colson, John Wayne, et al.

kingy

girl "how tall are you"

boy "five feet nine inches"

girl "lets forget about the five feet and concentrate on the nine inches"    
...

Adam_Fulford

Ron Jeremy, a very short fellow, said, "I'm tall when I'm lying down."

weird al

"If predestined why bother? If not, why try?"

  -  Jack Kerouac

TehBorken

If practice makes perfect and nobody's prefect, why practice?
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Gopher

"Non-violence is the most powerful force in the world. It is a tool not for cowards but for the strongest and the bravest" - Gandhi
A fool's paradise is better than none.

TehBorken

[span class="gen_quote"]"[a href="vny!://quotationnation.com/quote_9837.htm"]Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.[/a]"

[/span]             [div style="text-align: left;"]             [span class="gen_author"][a href="vny!://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Fran%20Lebowitz&btnG=Google+Search" class="auth" target="new"]Fran Lebowitz[/a][/span]             
             [span class="gen_title"]US writer and humorist[/span][/div][p align="right"]             [/p]
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Gopher

"A true Friend unbosoms freely" - William Penn
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

Ahem!!  Now I know what sort of friends you prefer.....bosomed buddies.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

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