Quotes?

[CK]

Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder[/DIV]~Kevlar (yes..Kevlar!)

[TehBorken]

"Hey! Who took the cork out of my lunch?!"

W. C. Fields    

[Witch]

There are only 10 types of people in the world: [/DIV]Those who understand binary, and those who don't

[kitten]

Someone sent me a picture postcard of the earth.  On the back it said, "Wish you were here".       Stephen Wright

[tenkani]

HA! Steven Wright is amazing    

"I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot."

[Legion]

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- DiscoverSeattle

[TehBorken]

"[a href="vny!://www.quotationnation.com/quote_22944.htm" class="sm_quote"]The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette.[/a]"

[kitten]

Another Stephen Write quote that I like:  "It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others."

[Legion]

[ul][li]He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.[/li][li]For believe me: the secret for harvesting from existence the greatest fruitfulness and greatest enjoyment is - to live dangerously.[/li][li]The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.[/li][li]There are no facts, only interpretations.[/li][li]Every extension of knowledge arises from making the conscious the unconscious.[/li][li]Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.[/li][li]In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.[/li][li]Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.[/li][li]How people keep correcting us when we are young! There is always some bad habit or other they tell us we ought to get over. Yet most bad habits are tools to help us through life.[/li][li]One must still have chaos in oneself to give birth to a dancing star.[/li][/ul]
- Friedrich Nietzsche

[CK]

[FONT size=5]I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else.[/FONT][/DIV][FONT face=Arial size=5]~Marissa Ribisi[/FONT][/DIV]

[JP]

Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

[primefactor]

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes.
-- Whitman

The sole cause of all human misery is the inability of people to sit quietly in their rooms.
-- Pascal

A problem worthy of attack proves its worth by fighting back.
-- [well-known old mathematics saying, unattributed]

The road to wisdom? Well, it's plain and simple to express:
Err and err and err again
but less and less and less.
-- Piet Hein

[kitten]

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.[/DIV]                                                         [/DIV]                                                                                                           Aristotle

[TehBorken]

"Experience is what allows you to recognize a mistake the second time you make it."

[49er]

can he scratch and chew at the same time??

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