Er.... ja, that's an article I'm just dying to read......
Frack. I'm a bit on the edge today. This techie from the computer department massaged me.... it wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't OLD and FAT. OMG. Felt violated. I mean, c'mon. YA DON'T touch me if I don't know you. Hell, I don't even touch my male friends and I've known them for like ten years.
I told my co-worker about it and she says, it's in his nature. Like he's being friendly and all. It's all harmless. But to me, it felt... like a violation of my ten feet of personal space for crying out loud!! Anyways, I just stiffen and kept moving away, saying 'ok, ok, ok' cause I was in shock and disgust. Ugh. Now I gotta go shower.
Waaah! I need Christian Bale's soothing manly arms right about now...