Simpsons Quote-a-thon!

[CK]

Ralph tarring Homer's roof to prove he likes Lisa, as Homer lounges in hammock...

  Ralph Wiggum: Mr. Simpson, these tar fumes are making me dizzy...

Homer (under breathe): Yeah..they will do that....

[cutezz]

Everytime I read one of the sayings I start to laugh...man I love that show...Otto I had mustard....

[Yuki]

Homer:What do I think of this pie,!? what do I think of this pie!? *walks off singing*

Bart: Should we follow him.?

Marge: I'm on vacation  

[cutezz]

Homer...can you open the window the police have daddys fingerprints on file....

[CK]

Homer: Remember when daddy hit the referee with the beer bottle..remember?

Lisa: *sniffle*..yeah...

[Yuki]

Homer: Oh I'm crazy.............Crazy like a FOX!

[Yuki]

Homer: Oh yeah, You want me come and get me.!

Mo: Get him! " Mormons run after him"



Homer- D'oh  "runs to a limo and throw a dead body out of the drivers seat, looks in the back*  Ah! A Coffin.

  Homer in the house with his family, and theres a knock at the door.



Homer: That better not be the Mormons.

[cutezz]

oh man I am laughing now...everyone in the office keeps looking at me...I love this...  

[cutezz]

ohhhh the land of chhhhooooolet....

[Yuki]

Homer gets off the phone with lisa. Sitting with Lenny and Carl.



Carl points to his hat: So, ah aren't you guys gonna ask me about the hat.?



Homer and Lenny: Hey, where did you get that hat.?



Carl looks surprised: What, this old thing.? I got it at the  museum.



Homer:  Lisa's gone  there. *laughs* She wanted to take a taxi But I made her take the bus.



Lenny: Homer, you sent your little girl on the bus all by herself.?



Homer: No, But you don't know Lisa. She's so smart they hooked her up to a computer to see if she could teach it some thing, and it exploaded!



Carl: That ah, didn;t acually happen, did it.?



Homer: Yes...... But now I have to leave for some totally unrelated reason.*gets up and runs off* Lisa!  

[Schadenfreude]

 [FONT color=#c00000]Moe is taking a lie detector test[/FONT]

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Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No! [buzz] All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding]
Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz] _A_ date. [buzz] Dinner with friends. [buzz] Dinner alone. [buzz] Watching TV alone. [buzz] All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz] Sears catalog. [ding] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]

[cutezz]

Ohhhh my heart stopped...oh there it goes (Barnie) hahahah

[CK]

Marge: It took the kids all day to find Canada on a map.

Homer: Well can you blame them? With Canada tucked away all down there..  

[cutezz]

Bart..a large North American Ape

[cutezz]

Homer...Me so hungeyyyy