Russ wrote:
Gopher wrote:
Russ wrote:
All was not lost, as the Nautilus shells held fine Rum. With a Rum n Coke under his girth, Russ's fettle was getting rapidly bigger by the second, as the cheeseburgers cried, "Oh woe! Miss Lise who likes Mcdonalds cheeseburgers SOOO much that Lil Me had secretly made with avocadoes and hot dogs, not sardines and walnuts!" So after the discharge of dirty bilge water and spent dilithium, the main engines' warp drive ceased to make noises that were consistent with a bag of hammers when Capt. Jean-Luc Picard screamed, "I am undone! Damn you, Klingons around Uranus.. Away!" Charging pink-proton missiles with Avocado juice, the Enterprise-ship struck a large round, misshapen sea-cucumber named Esmeralda. Attracting Starfish cause of goat-like ordor, the massive tyranosaurus Lise then exclaimed, "You meat! I eat!" Chasing Starfish, she finally got lost in the labyrinth of certain doom when the great sea-cucumber emerged from the great depths of Lake Athabasca in between the open legs of King Neptune.
With his mighty trident,