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Lil Me

 Russ wrote:
All was not lost, as the Nautilus shells held fine Rum. With a Rum n Coke under his girth, Russ's fettle was getting rapidly bigger by the second, as the cheeseburgers cried, "Oh woe! Miss Lise who likes Mcdonalds cheeseburgers SOOO much that Lil Me had secretly made with avocadoes and hot dogs, not sardines and walnuts!" So after the discharge of dirty bilge water and spent dilithium, the main engines' warp drive ceased to
 
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Russ

Lil Me wrote:
Russ wrote:
All was not lost, as the Nautilus shells held fine Rum. With a Rum n Coke under his girth, Russ's fettle was getting rapidly bigger by the second, as the cheeseburgers cried, "Oh woe! Miss Lise who likes Mcdonalds cheeseburgers SOOO much that Lil Me had secretly made with avocadoes and hot dogs, not sardines and walnuts!" So after the discharge of dirty bilge water and spent dilithium, the main engines' warp drive ceased to make noises that

 
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Lil Me


All was not lost, as the Nautilus shells held fine Rum. With a Rum n Coke under his girth, Russ's fettle was getting rapidly bigger by the second, as the cheeseburgers cried, "Oh woe! Miss Lise who likes Mcdonalds cheeseburgers SOOO much that Lil Me had secretly made with avocadoes and hot dogs, not sardines and walnuts!" So after the discharge of dirty bilge water and spent dilithium, the main engines' warp drive ceased to make noises that were consistent with

 
 
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

Russ

Lil Me wrote:

All was not lost, as the Nautilus shells held fine Rum. With a Rum n Coke under his girth, Russ's fettle was getting rapidly bigger by the second, as the cheeseburgers cried, "Oh woe! Miss Lise who likes Mcdonalds cheeseburgers SOOO much that Lil Me had secretly made with avocadoes and hot dogs, not sardines and walnuts!" So after the discharge of dirty bilge water and spent dilithium, the main engines' warp drive ceased to make noises that were consistent with a bag of hammers

 

 
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Lise



All was not lost, as the Nautilus shells held fine Rum. With a Rum n Coke under his girth, Russ's fettle was getting rapidly bigger by the second, as the cheeseburgers cried, "Oh woe! Miss Lise who likes Mcdonalds cheeseburgers SOOO much that Lil Me had secretly made with avocadoes and hot dogs, not sardines and walnuts!" So after the discharge of dirty bilge water and spent dilithium, the main engines' warp drive ceased to make noises that were consistent with a bag of hammers when Capt. Jean-Luc Picard screamed, "

 

 
 
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Gopher

Lise wrote:


All was not lost, as the Nautilus shells held fine Rum. With a Rum n Coke under his girth, Russ's fettle was getting rapidly bigger by the second, as the cheeseburgers cried, "Oh woe! Miss Lise who likes Mcdonalds cheeseburgers SOOO much that Lil Me had secretly made with avocadoes and hot dogs, not sardines and walnuts!" So after the discharge of dirty bilge water and spent dilithium, the main engines' warp drive ceased to make noises that were consistent with a bag of hammers when Capt. Jean-Luc Picard screamed, "I am undone!",

 

 
 
 
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Lise


All was not lost, as the Nautilus shells held fine Rum. With a Rum n Coke under his girth, Russ's fettle was getting rapidly bigger by the second, as the cheeseburgers cried, "Oh woe! Miss Lise who likes Mcdonalds cheeseburgers SOOO much that Lil Me had secretly made with avocadoes and hot dogs, not sardines and walnuts!" So after the discharge of dirty bilge water and spent dilithium, the main engines' warp drive ceased to make noises that were consistent with a bag of hammers when Capt. Jean-Luc Picard screamed, "I am undone! Damn you, Klingons

 

 
 
 
 
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Russ

All was not lost, as the Nautilus shells held fine Rum. With a Rum n Coke under his girth, Russ's fettle was getting rapidly bigger by the second, as the cheeseburgers cried, "Oh woe! Miss Lise who likes Mcdonalds cheeseburgers SOOO much that Lil Me had secretly made with avocadoes and hot dogs, not sardines and walnuts!" So after the discharge of dirty bilge water and spent dilithium, the main engines' warp drive ceased to make noises that were consistent with a bag of hammers when Capt. Jean-Luc Picard screamed, "I am undone! Damn you, Klingons around Uranus.. Away!
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Lise


All was not lost, as the Nautilus shells held fine Rum. With a Rum n Coke under his girth, Russ's fettle was getting rapidly bigger by the second, as the cheeseburgers cried, "Oh woe! Miss Lise who likes Mcdonalds cheeseburgers SOOO much that Lil Me had secretly made with avocadoes and hot dogs, not sardines and walnuts!" So after the discharge of dirty bilge water and spent dilithium, the main engines' warp drive ceased to make noises that were consistent with a bag of hammers when Capt. Jean-Luc Picard screamed, "I am undone! Damn you, Klingons around Uranus.. Away!" Charging pink-proton missiles
 
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Russ

All was not lost, as the Nautilus shells held fine Rum. With a Rum n Coke under his girth, Russ's fettle was getting rapidly bigger by the second, as the cheeseburgers cried, "Oh woe! Miss Lise who likes Mcdonalds cheeseburgers SOOO much that Lil Me had secretly made with avocadoes and hot dogs, not sardines and walnuts!" So after the discharge of dirty bilge water and spent dilithium, the main engines' warp drive ceased to make noises that were consistent with a bag of hammers when Capt. Jean-Luc Picard screamed, "I am undone! Damn you, Klingons around Uranus.. Away!" Charging pink-proton missiles with Avocado juice
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Lise

Russ wrote:
All was not lost, as the Nautilus shells held fine Rum. With a Rum n Coke under his girth, Russ's fettle was getting rapidly bigger by the second, as the cheeseburgers cried, "Oh woe! Miss Lise who likes Mcdonalds cheeseburgers SOOO much that Lil Me had secretly made with avocadoes and hot dogs, not sardines and walnuts!" So after the discharge of dirty bilge water and spent dilithium, the main engines' warp drive ceased to make noises that were consistent with a bag of hammers when Capt. Jean-Luc Picard screamed, "I am undone! Damn you, Klingons around Uranus.. Away!" Charging pink-proton missiles with Avocado juice, the Enterprise-ship struck
 
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Russ

All was not lost, as the Nautilus shells held fine Rum. With a Rum n Coke under his girth, Russ's fettle was getting rapidly bigger by the second, as the cheeseburgers cried, "Oh woe! Miss Lise who likes Mcdonalds cheeseburgers SOOO much that Lil Me had secretly made with avocadoes and hot dogs, not sardines and walnuts!" So after the discharge of dirty bilge water and spent dilithium, the main engines' warp drive ceased to make noises that were consistent with a bag of hammers when Capt. Jean-Luc Picard screamed, "I am undone! Damn you, Klingons around Uranus.. Away!" Charging pink-proton missiles with Avocado juice, the Enterprise-ship struck a large round
 
 
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Gopher

Russ wrote:
All was not lost, as the Nautilus shells held fine Rum. With a Rum n Coke under his girth, Russ's fettle was getting rapidly bigger by the second, as the cheeseburgers cried, "Oh woe! Miss Lise who likes Mcdonalds cheeseburgers SOOO much that Lil Me had secretly made with avocadoes and hot dogs, not sardines and walnuts!" So after the discharge of dirty bilge water and spent dilithium, the main engines' warp drive ceased to make noises that were consistent with a bag of hammers when Capt. Jean-Luc Picard screamed, "I am undone! Damn you, Klingons around Uranus.. Away!" Charging pink-proton missiles with Avocado juice, the Enterprise-ship struck a large round, misshapen sea-cucumber
 
 
 
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Lise


All was not lost, as the Nautilus shells held fine Rum. With a Rum n Coke under his girth, Russ's fettle was getting rapidly bigger by the second, as the cheeseburgers cried, "Oh woe! Miss Lise who likes Mcdonalds cheeseburgers SOOO much that Lil Me had secretly made with avocadoes and hot dogs, not sardines and walnuts!" So after the discharge of dirty bilge water and spent dilithium, the main engines' warp drive ceased to make noises that were consistent with a bag of hammers when Capt. Jean-Luc Picard screamed, "I am undone! Damn you, Klingons around Uranus.. Away!" Charging pink-proton missiles with Avocado juice, the Enterprise-ship struck a large round, misshapen sea-cucumber named Esmeralda. Attracting
 
 
 
 
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Russ

Lise wrote:

All was not lost, as the Nautilus shells held fine Rum. With a Rum n Coke under his girth, Russ's fettle was getting rapidly bigger by the second, as the cheeseburgers cried, "Oh woe! Miss Lise who likes Mcdonalds cheeseburgers SOOO much that Lil Me had secretly made with avocadoes and hot dogs, not sardines and walnuts!" So after the discharge of dirty bilge water and spent dilithium, the main engines' warp drive ceased to make noises that were consistent with a bag of hammers when Capt. Jean-Luc Picard screamed, "I am undone! Damn you, Klingons around Uranus.. Away!" Charging pink-proton missiles with Avocado juice, the Enterprise-ship struck a large round, misshapen sea-cucumber named Esmeralda. Attracting Starfish cause of
 
 
 
 
 
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

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