Company Warns Against Exploding Toad Juice

Started by TehBorken, Sep 22 06 07:17

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TehBorken

Company Warns Against Exploding Toad Juice
   
Northern Territory FrogWatch, a company which manufactures fertilizers, has issued a warning about one of its products. In question is a particular liquid fertilizer, which is reportedly made from "pulverized cane toads".

Customers have been warned that the fermenting bottled mixtures can build up pressure after packaging, where it has to potential to be suddenly released upon opening.

The unfortunate victim could then be violently showered with the frog's foul smelling remains. The company is urging customers to ease the cap off the product, in order to relieve any excess pressure.

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Gopher

Guaranteed to cause a new addiction!
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jay

Those guys are definately trying too hard.  There are much easier ways to get a toad to explode.