hahaha i believe you. Only in "real america" where we can set our rivers on fire, eat our mercury filled catfish, drink contaminated water, paint with lead paint, and have asbestos wooden tiles in your house in "real america, where the real people live."
i've experienced all of the above. haha those catfish where hard to turn down they're huge on the river but they'll send you to hospital where you have to wait 7hrs in an empty emergency room to get noticed. woot!
oh geez stalin is bitching again.