Hello Kitten

Gopher · Jul 03 07 11:48

Either that or I've been keeping myself far too much to myself recently.

kitten · Jul 03 07 11:50

That would be a problem. I'm sure if you were more available to the public you would be showered with compliments. (or condiments?)

Gopher · Jul 03 07 11:53

I know that two people will call me 'dear' (and smarm round me) tomorrow morning, so I suppose that's a start.

kitten · Jul 03 07 11:54

An overdose of unwelcome attention?

Gopher · Jul 03 07 11:55

Not really, I shall brave it with great charm knowing that they will offer me something to eat.

kitten · Jul 03 07 11:57

So you will accept affection in return for food! You should at least charge for the privilege.

Gopher · Jul 03 07 12:03

They will also give me a handsome tip at Christmas!

kitten · Jul 03 07 12:06

It's nice to know you will be paid for being so agreeable.

Gopher · Jul 03 07 12:42

It makes me feel like a gigolo

kitten · Jul 04 07 11:29

Hmmmmmm...............

Gopher · Jul 04 07 11:30

You were about to make me an offer?

kitten · Jul 04 07 11:32

I just thought I'd check my change purse.

Gopher · Jul 04 07 11:32

Nothing there?

kitten · Jul 04 07 11:33

One moth that is near starvation.

Gopher · Jul 04 07 11:34

You mean to say it's eaten up all the notes?