Hello Kitten

Started by Gopher, Apr 24 06 11:35

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kitten

It even ate the coins, it was so hungry.  Broke its poor little teeth!
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

You must let it out to enjoy your curtains.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

It was too weak to fly.  Kaycee enjoyed it.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

Oh! I had no idea that he was suffering from malnutrition, you really must feed him properly.  
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

He was simply protecting my investment in the curtains.

  Sorry, Gopher, I must leave.  
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

So he'll have something to get his claws into next time he tries to climb up them?
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

He only tries to climb them if he sees flying things that he considers edible.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

So that's why you've stopped metamorphosing into a bat at every new moon!
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

I enjoy lunch, I don't want to BE lunch.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Sportsdude

are we talking about bats? There's a few around the neighbourhood at night. One hit my car.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

kitten

Sorry, SD, it's an in-joke from early in this thread.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Sportsdude

oh, I see.

 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

kitten

I truly regret that I must leave now.  Farewell, everybody.  
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Sportsdude

bye! *waves*  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Gopher

Bye - tsunamis!
A fool's paradise is better than none.

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