[table style="table-layout: fixed;" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" width="100%"] [tbody][tr][td rowspan="2" style="overflow: hidden;" valign="top" width="16%"][a href="index.php?action=profile;u=80" title="View the profile of Lil Me"]Lil Me[/a]                      [div class="smalltext"]                         SuperHero Member
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                         [a href="index.php?action=profile;u=80"]View Profile[/a]                         [a href="index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=80" title="Personal Message (Online)"]Personal Message (Online)[/a]                      [/div]                   [/td]                   [td height="100%" valign="top" width="85%"]                      [table border="0" width="100%"][tbody][tr]                         [td align="left" valign="middle"][a href="index.php/topic,21.msg80327.html#msg80327"][img]Themes/default/images/post/xx.gif" alt="" border="0"][/a][/td]                         [td align="left" valign="middle"]                            [a href="index.php/topic,21.msg80327.html#msg80327"]Re: So...  Whats for lunch?[/a]                            [div class="smalltext"]« Reply #14702 on: April 17, 2007, 02:17:46 PM »[/div][/td]                         [td style="" align="right" height="20" nowrap="nowrap" valign="bottom"]                            [a href="index.php?action=post;quote=80327;topic=21.14700;num_replies=15019;sesc=fea963355a1fcd00423ddc3338c78a38"]Reply with quote[/a]                            [a href="index.php?action=post;msg=80327;topic=21.14700;sesc=fea963355a1fcd00423ddc3338c78a38"]Modify[/a]                         [/td]                      [/tr][/tbody][/table]                      [hr class="hrcolor" size="1" width="100%"]                      [div style="overflow: auto; width: 100%;"]Ok.  I have a question about your BBQ method.  I'm trying to type the question, but I'm laughing too hard.
 
 Do you, ah, use a meat hammer on the steak?  That's the rephrase.
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 The origin of the "steak mallet" joke is thus.
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