7 Reasons the World will end in 2012

Started by Lise, Aug 26 08 05:57

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Lise

NOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

      [FONT face=Verdana][FONT size=2]Scientific experts from around the world are genuinely predicting that five years from now, all life on Earth could well finish. Some are saying it'll be humans that set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it'll be God himself who presses the stop button...


[/FONT][FONT size=3]1. Mayan Calendar[/FONT][/FONT]

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[/FONT][FONT face=Verdana][FONT size=2]The first mob to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things:

Building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and
Sacrificing Virgins.

Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it's likely they've got the end of the world right as well.

[/FONT][FONT size=3]2. Sun Storms[/FONT][/FONT]

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[/FONT][FONT face=Verdana][FONT size=2]Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it's supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy, it's been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it'll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012

[/FONT][FONT size=3]3. The Atom Smasher[/FONT][/FONT]

[FONT face=Verdana size=2]Scientists in Europe have been building the world's largest particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it's properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They're predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.

[/FONT][FONT size=3][FONT face=Verdana]4. The Bible says...
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[FONT face=Verdana][FONT size=2]If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn't bad enough,religious folks are getting in on the act aswell. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.

[/FONT][FONT size=3]5. Super Volcano[/FONT][/FONT]

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[/FONT][FONT face=Verdana][FONT size=2]Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its thermal springs and Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple - it's sitting on top of the world's biggest volcano, and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we're many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.

[/FONT][FONT size=3]6. The Physicists[/FONT][/FONT]

[FONT face=Verdana size=2]This one's case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berekely Uni  have been crunching the numbers. and they've determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they're claiming their calculations prove, that we're all going to die, very soon - while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.
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[FONT size=3][FONT face=Verdana]7. Slip-Slop-Slap-BANG![/FONT]
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[FONT face=Verdana size=2]We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that sheilds us from most of the sun's radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so - and right now we're about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.[/FONT]


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Sportsdude

The Atom smasher starts up on Sept 10th of this year...  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Van

That is awesome..kind of like Canadians jumping on the Olympic support after a few medals are won. Scientists and church freaks are doing the same with 2012.

  Don't forget, a lot of people commited suicide and church and religious groups, and scientists thought the world was toast in the year 1000.

  If the world is ending in 2012, read my signature for further information.
When the End comes, don't worry if your party shoes are clean or not. Just make sure you have them on!

Van

[A href="vny!://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_(film"]vny!://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_(film[/A])

  HAHAHA!  The world is a a funny place.
When the End comes, don't worry if your party shoes are clean or not. Just make sure you have them on!

Sportsdude

Reminds me of those Y2K movies. lol  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Van

Or the global warming movies, or the meteor movies, or alien movies, or batman... Jesus...
When the End comes, don't worry if your party shoes are clean or not. Just make sure you have them on!

P.C.

A cheery read, first thing in the morning.    
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Van

Just a thought from a friend who studied Mayan culture. He tells me the Mayans never predicted the end of the world. Modern man and popular culture are putting those words in their mouths. The calender just ended (13th b'ak'tun).

   [H4][SPAN class=mw-headline]Inscriptions beyond 2012[/SPAN][/H4] "Maya stelae occasionally show dates beyond 2012. Most of these are in the form of "distance dates", where a Long Count date is given with a distance date to be added. For example, on the Tablet of Inscriptions from Palenque the following Long Count date was found: 9.8.9.13.0 8 Ahau 13 Pop (24 March 603 Gregorian) with a distance date of 10.11.10.5.8. The resulting date is given as 1.0.0.0.0.8 5 Lamat 1 Mol, or Oct 21 4772 – almost 3,000 years into the future. The king Pacal of Palenque predicted that on this date the eightieth Calendar Round anniversary of his accession will be celebrated, suggesting he did not believe the world would end in 2012."



  "Despite the publicity generated by the 2012 date, Susan Milbrath, curator of Latin American Art and Archaeology at the Florida Museum of natural History, stated that "We [the archaeological community] have no record or knowledge that [the Maya] would think the world would come to an end" in 2012.[SUP class=reference id=cite_ref-11][A title="" href="vny!://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayan_apocalypse#cite_note-11"][[/A]"\[/SUP]



[FONT size=4]But if it does end, I have my jar of apocolypse cola bottle yummy candy to comfort me! yay![/FONT]
When the End comes, don't worry if your party shoes are clean or not. Just make sure you have them on!

Michel


Van

Darn, December 21, 2012 is a Christmas potluck with some clients...I sure hope the world ends after I get my figgy pudding...
When the End comes, don't worry if your party shoes are clean or not. Just make sure you have them on!

P.C.

LOL.  WOW.....you sure plan ahead !  I don't even know what I'm doing THIS Christmas.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.


Sportsdude

I know a bunch of religious folks who believe this, then again they also believe Obama is the anti-christ.  
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."


Lil Me


 I just hope these guys have been factored into the City of Van disaster plan.  SAVE THE MASCOTS.
   
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein