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Well, if I'm ever going to be homeless, I'm going to look for the very best sort of area to be homeless in. UBC, Whistler, you know...  

 I wonder, if I were homeless and camping in a park and the cops chased me away, where would I go? There's no place that I can claim a right to - so maybe I would stay put and let them arrest me. What's the worst that could happen to me? I'd be in jail right? So I'd be entitled to a ham sandwich and lukewarm coffee in a scalding hot cup.

And I would be no more likely to be assaulted in jail than in a park, after all. And there would be a considerable police presence at all times. Not to mention dry conditions, usually.
   

It's so cool that McCain picked her for his losing mate. They just look so good on each other!

[Re: Hydrogen Peroxide vs. Bleach]

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[/DIV][/TD] [TD vAlign=top width="85%" height="100%"] [TABLE width="100%" border=0] [TBODY] [TR] [TD vAlign=center align=left][A href="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/index.php/topic,6533.msg138130.html#msg138130"][img alt="" src="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/Themes/default/images/post/xx.gif" border=0][/A][/TD] [TD vAlign=center align=left][A href="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/index.php/topic,6533.msg138130.html#msg138130"]Re: Hydrogen Peroxide vs. Bleach[/A]   [DIV class=smalltext]« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2008, 07:44:05 PM »[/DIV][/TD] [TD vAlign=bottom noWrap align=right height=20] [/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE] [HR class=hrcolor width="100%" SIZE=1]    [DIV style="OVERFLOW: auto; WIDTH: 100%"] Ouch, LM.... I would rather you use Oral Gel or some other medication instead. Even warm diluted salted water helps. Please, no more bleach!!![/DIV]

 

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 Hydrogen peroxide is not bleach

 It is a bleaching agent, as are sunlight, lemon juice etc., but is not bleach per se, like clorox or javex or what have you.

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^^^ wonderful material.

  I just pray the american people are sentient enough to repudiate the party that lied them into war while neglecting their security at home...

  ...and McCain, sucking up to Bush, even with the knife wounds still fresh in his back, what a whore!

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This one's not sweet, and far from free, at $6 a pop. Hoppy as hell, and 6.5% alkyhol. For hopheads only.

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family reunions that involve gathering around the piano for a good old fashioned singalong, starting with "kum bai yah"

 P.C. wrote:
 [div]Well, I always say that it's a good thing there are people out there who are willing to give of their time to take on these tasks. So many could give two hoots.

That's me alright, ever the altruist, weird al at your [span style="text-decoration: line-through;"]cerv[/span] service
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 P.C. wrote:
Cross your heart ??

Not mine, no.....

 

 I'm always ready to weigh the evidence - equally and impartially.  

[Btw, what makes great tits "great"?]

Btw, what makes great tits "great"?

It's subjective really, and can only be determined by careful evaluation.
 

[Parrot to Speak at Rally]

  "Eye drops off shelf"

One of my faves, actually saw this in the Vancouver Sun, the header for a story about the then head of the Canadian Union of Postal Workers, Jean-Claude Parrot:

Parrot to Speak at Rally
   

I like "Farmer Bill Dies in House"  because it makes it sound like such a slow news day.  

Speaking of double-entendres, I love these. They've been around forever, but what the hey:

http://funnies.paco.to/Headlines.html
 

["dick" seems a little bit of a stretch. My British parents are also at a loss to explain. --Jayne[span style="font-weight: normal;"]Jayne doesn't get dick. Finds it a stretch. The double-entendres here are too easy to spot.[/span]]

  "dick" seems a little bit of a stretch. My British parents are also at a loss to explain. --Jayne

[span style="font-weight: normal;"]Jayne doesn't get dick. Finds it a stretch.  The double-entendres here are  too easy to spot.[/span]