If Discover Vancouver was a woman...

Started by tenkani, Feb 10 06 04:00

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tenkani

Just to be fair and balanced, if Discover Vancouver was a woman, would you date her?
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Mike

Just to be fair and balanced, if Discover Vancouver was a woman, would you date her?

If Discover Vancouver was a woman I'd report her to the [a href="vny!://www.cdc.gov/"]Center For Disease Control[/a].

purelife

Absolutely NOT!  

How would you know if she's a she like she claims and not a HE!  

P.C.

I sure wouldn't......even if you said something nice, you can almost be assured she'd bite your head off.[/DIV]Then she'd call all her friends and get them to bite your head off too.  And then the people that were just watching, would probably come and take a shot at you, just for good measure.[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/boese/e055.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

49er

one would risk being tarred and feathered for dating outside ones race

tenkani

LOL. I just got up the courage to check in at DV and it seems that the old girl's in fine form.[/DIV]This was at the top of the pile... [A href="vny!://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=67086"]vny!://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=67086[/A]
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lise

Hell no... she's too much of a b......h.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

formerly s.consumer


kingy

date her...no

have sex with her...hell yeah!
...

purelife

Hiya Lise!  

Totally agree with you P.C.

P.C.

Love your avatar purelife....that's just how I see you !!!![img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/a015.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

purelife

Thanks P.C.  I love spreading joy and happiness.  It makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.  

I took one long look at dv and only clicked on two threads.  Wow, I have changed.  The first site I checked out was this one and then DV.  It has so much became a THING of the past.  Kinda sad in a way.... *sigh*  *double sigh*...

Plans got cancelled, huh?  I'm just staying at home, relaxing.  I've had one loooong week.

P.C.

  Yup......2 dozen home made spring rolls just sitting here[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="vny!://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c020.gif" border=0]  Just me and my spring rolls.  Hubby's off to bed.....had a tough day.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

purelife

Mmmmmm...spring rolls are yummy.  What do you put in yours?  I'm going to bed pretty soon as well...



P.C.

Ummmm...I don't use a recipe....usually mushrooms, bean sprouts, grated carrot, bell peppers, chicken, a bit of noodles, tons of garlic and seasonings....and whatever else happens to be around.  Probably not very authentic, but they's yummy
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.