Things to say after an awkward moment

Started by Natasha, Dec 03 12 10:03

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Natasha

#1
Dec 03 12 10:04
Well that was awkward  ;D

Natasha

#2
Dec 03 12 10:04
Great going!

Natasha

#3
Dec 03 12 10:04
.... and then?

Natasha

#4
Dec 03 12 10:06
*sigh*
Well anyway

TehBorken

#5
Dec 04 12 06:42
"Damn, I thought it was unloaded."
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Natasha

#6
Dec 04 12 08:03
 :D

???

TehBorken

#7
Dec 04 12 09:13
"Don't worry, the doctor said it was just a rash."
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

DDD

#8
Dec 04 12 05:24
Thats never happened before
God is great, beer is good and people are crazy!

Natasha

#9
Dec 06 12 07:31
NO, there's no such thing as a pussy fart.

TehBorken

#10
Dec 07 12 08:12
"Oh, that's your daughter?"
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Gopher

#11
Dec 10 12 02:09
Found this elsewhere:
Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal-Mart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, 'Good morning, welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice kids, are they twins?' The mom answered, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?' I replied, 'I'm not blind or stupid. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work! "
A fool's paradise is better than none.

Russ

#12
Dec 12 12 12:09
Thanks for holding my beer. Sorry about that by the way.
Mercy to the Guilty is Torture to the Victims

Gopher

#13
Dec 12 12 11:18
Are you sure it was the dog?
A fool's paradise is better than none.

TehBorken

#14
Dec 12 12 04:16
"The bleeding usually stops after a little while."
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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