Toxic Waste Nuclear Sludge Recalled

Started by TehBorken, Jan 15 11 06:07

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Toxic Waste Nuclear Sludge Recalled

Sadly, it's been found that Nuclear Sludge contains contaminants that "potentially could cause health problems" if consumed. In case you don't know, Nuclear Sludge is a variety in the Toxic Waste line of candy.
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    Circle City Marketing and Distributing doing business as Candy Dynamics, Indianapolis, IN, is issuing a voluntary recall of all Toxic Waste® brand Nuclear Sludge® Chew Bars, all flavors, Net wt. 0.7 oz (20 g) package. The product is imported from Pakistan.

    A recent test performed by the California Department of Public Health has indicated that a lot (#8288A) of the cherry flavor of the above-listed product contains elevated levels of lead (0.24 parts per million; the U.S. FDA tolerance is 0.1 ppm) that potentially could cause health problems, particularly for infants, small children, and pregnant women.

    Out of an abundance of caution, the company has determined to recall all lots and all flavors of the product distributed from the product's inception in 2007 through January 2011.

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