[font face="Verdana"]"[/font]If you are one of those crazy people who believes the world will end in 2012, you've been sucked in by dumb Hollywood propaganda. Or so says civil engineer Harold Camping, who has done a bunch of math with calculators and The Bible, and has determined that [a href="vny!://articles.sfgate.com/2010-01-01/bay-area/17466332_1_east-bay-bay-area-first-time-camping"]the world will actually end on May 21, 2011[/a]."
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Oh Jeebus, not another fruitcake with his speshul kalculashuns that reveal the exact day the world will end. I'm so tempted to visit his f*ckin' nutball church on that day and set up a lawn chair with some refreshments and a BBQ grill.
He's been wrong before (duh). Last time he said world was going to end on September 6, 1994. In case you didn't notice, he was wrong.
And of COURSE, when the world DOESN'T end this time, he'll explain that it was just another mistake in his "calculations", and the REAL end-of-the-world-date is a little farther in the future. Mark my words.
I have to wonder, don't any of these caculatin' nincompoops ever make a mistake in the other direction? "Lessee, accordin' to mah NEW kalculashuns, the world shoulda' ended 3 years ago last Thursday. Whut the...Dag-nabit!"
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