Lewis a Cat placed under house arrest and given a restraining order

Started by Sportsdude, Mar 29 06 08:43

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Sportsdude

 [A id=3 name=3][FONT class=fox411hed]Just Another Evil Kitty Turned to a Life of Crime[/FONT][/A]

 FAIRFIELD, Conn. (AP) — Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a ruthless, hairy, scary prowler — a crazy cat named Lewis.

 Lewis is so scary, in fact, that he's been personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.

 "He looks like [A href="jvascript:siteSearch('Felix the Cat');"]Felix the Cat[/A] and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."

 The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.

 Some of those who were bitten and scratched ended up seeking treatment at area hospitals, so Animal Control Officer Rachel Solveira placed a restraining order on him.

 It was the first time such an action was taken against a cat in Fairfield.

 In effect, Lewis is under house arrest, forbidden to leave his home.

 Solveira also arrested the cat's owner, Ruth Cisero, for failing to comply with the restraining order and reckless endangerment.

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

TehBorken

Heh heh, already posted this.

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Sportsdude

I guess I should send Lewis to attack you.

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"We can't stop here. This is bat country."