I was sitting around the house and these two guys drive up in an unmarked car. They get out, they both have short hair and they're wearing suits.
They come to my door and ring the doorbell, and when I open the door they verify my name and identity, then one of them asks me if I knew anything about my ex-wife being murdered. (!!)
I said no. He says that yes, she was brutally murdered yesterday.
I'm like WTF??, and I ask them, "So why are the police asking ME about her murder??"
They look at each other, and then one of them says.......
"Oh, we're not from the police. We're from the Make A Wish Foundation."
lol
