The Facecloth (netfind)

Started by Gopher, Jul 16 09 11:04

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Gopher

The Facecloth
 
 
 
 I was due for a cancer smear test with the doctor later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had
 been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am .. I had only just packed
 everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am . The
 trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
 
 As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
 making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
 full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the facecloth
 that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that
 area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the facecloth in the
 clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
 appointment.
 
 I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
 Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked
 over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or
 some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the
 doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'
 
 I didn't respond.
 
 After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.. The rest
 of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking.
 
 After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she  called out from
 the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?'
 
 I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
 
 She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
 glitter saved inside it.'
 
 NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!  
A fool's paradise is better than none.

P.C.

Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Gopher

Yes, brilliant in every way.  
A fool's paradise is better than none.