Elephant Versus Polar Bear

Started by Lise, Jun 18 09 07:02

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In a match to the death, who do you think will win? The elephant or the polar bear?

Elephant
4 (50%)
Polar Bear
4 (50%)
Neither - it's a draw!
0 (0%)

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Lise

Jun 18 09 07:02


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P.C.

#1
Jun 18 09 07:37
Which one gets home turf ?  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lil Me

#2
Jun 18 09 08:15
I vote polar bear!  
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Michel

#3
Jun 18 09 09:20
   

Sportsdude

#4
Jun 19 09 12:10
Elephant.
Its bigger, stronger, faster and has tusks and has stomping ability.

Muskox versus polar bear would be more interesting


 
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Lise

#5
Jun 19 09 05:39
Polar Bear. Claws. Teeth. Speed. You do the math.

  Well, say it's a neutral turf. There's no Artic cold or the heat from the jungle.
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#6
Jun 19 09 07:11
Polar bears and elephants are capable of the same speed.  25mph.  So speed is out.

  Now we're left with claws and teeth vs tusks and stomping/kicking.    
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise @ Work

#7
Jun 19 09 07:23
Heck, no way. A polar bear is still faster. The ole elephant must weight like.... what... ten thousand pound or so? Can't be able to move all them bulk fast while the polar bear is sleeker and deadlier. One ramp up Aflie's nose and it's toast.

Michel

#8
Jun 19 09 07:29
   

P.C.

#9
Jun 19 09 08:00
It's true.  25mph for both.  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise @ Work

#10
Jun 19 09 12:56
Yeah, like whatever. I still think the polar bear's gonna win. No doubt about it. Have you seen the bear's teeth???

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P.C.

#11
Jun 19 09 07:58
Yeah, like whatever. I still think the polar bear's gonna win. No doubt about it. Have you seen the bear's teeth???

  Hey Hey Hey !  I'm just askin questions here....before I make my decision.  
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Lise

#12
Jun 20 09 08:25


  Let's give you more incentive to vote for the polar bear. Does the picture help?
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van_guy

#13
Jun 22 09 05:22
Polar bears have a mean streak a mile wide.

They can track you and kill you ... They are stealthy.  They would wait until elephant is asleep then kick it's a$$.

They may have the same top speed - but ruthless factor - PB way ahead!!
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness (Mark Twain)

P.C.

#14
Jun 23 09 05:24
But what if they didn't fight.  What if instead, they really liked each other.  Maybe this would happen.....

 
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