sexual innuendos

[vancougar]

so i need some help, i'm going to a theme party this weekend and we have to dress up like a sexual innuendo!!

examples: pearl necklace, bush, pussy, rooster, etc.

i have some ideas, but they're hard to costume-ize...

so far i thought blue balls - baseball player in all blue carrying - surprise, surprise - blue balls! i didn't know if this counted as asexual innuendo, but it COULD double as first, second, third base, or pitcher and catcher.

any ideas pleeeeease?  

thanks a lot.  

p.s. you can also just list sexual innuendos... that may be fun too

[Lise]

[FONT size=7]Go naked. [/FONT]

[P.C.]

You could wear a cardboard box with holes cut out for your arms......cut windows and door etc.....make it look like a house.  Get a whip.......Master of your Domain ? [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/n020.gif" border=0]

  Kind of a tough thing to dress up as, because innuendo isn't a tangible thing.

[Michel]

     
 

[P.C.]

[img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); height=120 src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a093.gif" width=134 border=0]                  .                    

[Michel]

     
 

[P.C.]

"Sorry I don't know what's an innuendo?"

  Well if you ever come across it in your translating, it's a Greek suppository.              

[Michel]

   

[P.C.]

I was explaining what an innuendo is.

  And now.....I think I'm done here.

  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a213.gif" border=0]

[purelife]

There's a glory hole at Blendz on Robson.  

  Glory holes look like this P.C.

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[P.C.]

I wasn't confused on the concept.   Michel only thought I was confused on the concept.

[purelife]

Oh, so you tricked Michel to provide you a full explanation....

[Michel]

   

[P.C.]

No....that was just my pathetic attempt at humour.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/e058.gif" border=0]

[Michel]