Just For Fun Provincialisms - The West

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Aug 14 08 09:44
None of these should be taken seriously.

   [SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]The Best Thing about Being From Saskatchewan[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]1. You actually take the CFL seriously and are not sure why everyone else in Canada prefers NFL?[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]2. Your province is really easy to draw[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]3. You moved back to Saskatchewan after living in Alberta the last 15 years[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]4. You [SPAN class=881432315-30062008][FONT size=2] [FONT size=3]were an extra on Corner Gas[/FONT][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]5. Regina, there is really nothing nice about it[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]6. Saskatoon, at least you have a lot of college girls to hang out with[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]7. People like you for your potash[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]8. The clothes you wore all day working on the farm, is the same clothes you wear to the bar later that evening[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]9. You have a favorite mesh basebal hat[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]10. Everyone assumes you live on a farm[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]The Best Thing about Being From Alberta[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]1. You drive 5 hours to go shopping at Target in Great Falls, Montana[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]2. Flames Vs. Oilers[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]3. You drive your Hummer to the corner store in sprawled out suburbia, yet wonder why gas prices are so high?[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]4.[SPAN class=881432315-30062008][FONT size=2] [FONT size=3]You get to see ranchers duke it out with oil companies[/FONT][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]5. [SPAN class=881432315-30062008][FONT size=2][FONT size=3]Although everyone in Canada drives a car, you are the evil province for having oil[/FONT][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]6. If you bought a house before 2006, you consider yourself lucky and you feel sorry for those who didn't[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]7. Calgary[SPAN class=881432315-30062008][FONT size=2] [/FONT][FONT size=3]has the Beer Patios and Reggaefest, [/FONT][/SPAN]Edmonton has [SPAN class=881432315-30062008][FONT size=2] [FONT size=3]the Fringe and Folk![/FONT][/FONT][/SPAN][SPAN][FONT color=#0000ff] [/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]8. [SPAN][FONT size=2] [SPAN class=881432315-30062008][FONT size=3]In winter, y[/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][FONT size=3]ou wake up Saturday morning, have pancakes, and head to [/FONT][/SPAN]Banff[SPAN class=881432315-30062008]  for a day of skiing.[/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]9. Although your dad, uncles, grandfathers came from Ontario, you call Ontarians 'Eastern Bastards'[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]10. You know that everyone who lives outside of Alberta is a bloody communist![/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

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[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial] [SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008]The Best Thing about Being From British Columbia[/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]1. If you get pulled over by a cop, you can just offer him some of your hash[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]2. You like the Seattle Seahawks, not the BC Lions[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]3. Your wine tastes like wine and not like Niagra Valley Malt Vinegar[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]4. You don't understand why people say Manitoba is considered to be in Western Canada?[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]5. You love the day after Labor Day Weekend when all those bloody [SPAN class=881432315-30062008][FONT size=2][FONT size=3]tourists [/FONT][/FONT][/SPAN]go home[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]6. You have seen more of Washington State than the rest of Canada[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]7. You have a university with a nude beach[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]8. WEEEEEEED!!![/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]9. Vancouver, 2.5 million people, and 2 bridges[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]10.[SPAN][FONT size=2] [/FONT][FONT size=2][SPAN class=881432315-30062008][FONT size=3]Learning Chinese would make more sense as a second language, not French[/FONT][/SPAN][FONT color=#0000ff]  [/FONT][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/DIV]
When the End comes, don't worry if your party shoes are clean or not. Just make sure you have them on!

Richard

#1
Aug 14 08 11:19
 [SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]2. You like the Seattle Seahawks, not the BC Lions[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

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[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]4. You don't understand why people say Manitoba is considered to be in Western Canada?[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

  [SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]Because it's west of Ontario, and we all know that Toronto is the center of the universe.[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

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[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]5. You love the day after Labor Day Weekend when all those bloody [SPAN class=881432315-30062008][FONT size=2][FONT size=3]tourists [/FONT][/FONT][/SPAN]go home[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]Actually I hate the day after Labor Day Weekend because it's usually back to school for me.  Except this year.  I'm taking a break from college.[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

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[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

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[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial]Nope.  I've only been to Port Angeles but I've been to Toronto, Montreal, Sherbrooke, and Quebec City.[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

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[SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][SPAN class=109442319-23062008][FONT face=Arial][SPAN][FONT size=3][SPAN class=881432315-30062008][/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN][/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN][/SPAN]

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Van

#2
Aug 14 08 11:22
haha! Yes, I could disagree with a lot of them too. I don't like the Lions or the Seahawks.

  But, Tis all in good fun.
When the End comes, don't worry if your party shoes are clean or not. Just make sure you have them on!

Sportsdude

#3
Aug 14 08 12:42
Here's a Missouri "You know you're from" (this is the Misser-ah one, it's too country specific "Throwed Rolls is an Ozark thing for example"


1. Everyone you know has been on a "Float trip" - Yeah everyone gets drunk off their asses, while floating down a fast moving river.
2. "Vacation" means driving to Silver Dollar City, Branson, or Six Flags.
3. You measure distance in minutes rather than miles. - true
4. Down south to you means Arkansas.
5. You know several people who have hit a deer. - yeah
6. You think Missouri is spelled with an "ah" at the end.- not me
7. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.- everyday
8. You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."
9. You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.- yeah
10. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
11. You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football.
12. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" - I'm so guilty of this. Where you at? is a common one for me.
13. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain.
14. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
15. You carry jumper cables in your car and know that
everyone else should.
16. You went to skating parties as a kid.
17. You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
18. The local paper covers national and international
headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports. - this is a shot at the post dispatch which is true
19. You think that deer season is a national holiday. - didn't grow up in the boonies
20. You get out to school for deer season.
21. You can't think of anything better than sitting on the porch in the middle of the summer during a thunderstorm.
22. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
23. You've ever said, "it's not the heat, it's the humidity." - of course
24. You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer,
Still Summer, and Construction.
25. You know if another Missourian is from the bootheel, ozarks, eastern, middle or western Missouri soon as they open their mouth. - Yup, this is where all the stereotypes and infighting starts in our state.
26. You think a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
27. You know what "HOME OF THE THROWED ROLLS' means!!!
28. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is.
29. You think "frog gigging" should be an Olympic sport.
30. You can tell the difference between a horse and a cow from a distance.
31. You don't put too much effort into hairstyles due to wind and weather.
32. There's a tornado warning and the whole town is outside watching for it.
33. The local gas station sells live bait.
34. Your radio buttons are preset buttons are country.

 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

P.C.

#4
Aug 14 08 04:01
OMG....I think I might be Missourian.  I'm good for 19 out of 34.  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a093.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Sportsdude

#5
Aug 14 08 04:09
Hahahaaha. lol

You crack me up P.C.

One thing I miss about the states is listening to college football on Saturday afternoons on a cool crisp day riding in a tractor with my cousin. lol

 
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

purelife

#6
Aug 14 08 07:54
#7 to 10 on the BC list are funny... WEEEEED!  LOL  I totally agree.  

Van

#7
Aug 15 08 08:23
Sportsdude wrote:
Hahahaaha. lol

You crack me up P.C.

One thing I miss about the states is listening to college football on Saturday afternoons on a cool crisp day riding in a tractor with my cousin. lol


 Although not into football, I think I would like to check out a US college game.
 


 
When the End comes, don't worry if your party shoes are clean or not. Just make sure you have them on!

P.C.

#8
Aug 15 08 08:35
SD: One thing I miss about the states is listening to college football on Saturday afternoons on a cool crisp day riding in a tractor with my cousin. lol


  I'm not sure if anyone has filled you in yet, but we have tractors AND radios in Canada. [img onclick="selecte('eh.gif');" alt=emoticon src="http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/blehnet/eh.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Van

#10
Aug 15 08 09:38
P.C. wrote:
 SD: One thing I miss about the states is listening to college football on Saturday afternoons on a cool crisp day riding in a tractor with my cousin. lol




I'm not sure if anyone has filled you in yet, but we have tractors AND radios in Canada. [img onclick="selecte('eh.gif');" alt=emoticon src="http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/blehnet/eh.gif" border=0][/DIV]
 I think he is talking about his own personal memories. I love a cool crisp fall too, ONLY if there was a hot summer first.
When the End comes, don't worry if your party shoes are clean or not. Just make sure you have them on!

P.C.

#11
Aug 15 08 09:49
lol Michel......and polar bears on Main Street ?  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/g015.gif" border=0]
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

Van

#12
Aug 15 08 09:53
and Mounties in red coats at the local soccer fields on dancing horses?
When the End comes, don't worry if your party shoes are clean or not. Just make sure you have them on!

Van

#14
Aug 15 08 10:02
And every last one of us plays hockey!!!
When the End comes, don't worry if your party shoes are clean or not. Just make sure you have them on!
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